Combat Items

Damage

Item	Damage	Notes
clamp of stairvoyance	Level*5+9 - Level*8 damage
atomic wedge	(5-6) * Level ? damage	Reduces to-hit and dodge?
letter of pre-recognition	Level*3+8 - Level*7 (fire) damage	Also gives XP
crystal for scrying out loud	Level*3+9 - Level*6 (sonic) damage	Sometimes not consumed
TNT	66% of remaining HP damage	Stuns for 1+ rounds
EMP device	60% of remaining HP damage	Not consumed Works against robots only Can be used three times per day Stuns 1 round
sparkle bomb	52 (fire) damage + 53 (electric) damage
Ticketmaster's ticket punch	?-91-101-? damage	Also gives XP
throwing star - black hole	5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (psychic) damage	Either grants 1 minute or Green Globulin Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - blue giant	5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (ice) damage	Either stuns or doubles damage Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - magnetar	5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (electric) damage	Either grants item or Electric with Excitement Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - pulsar	5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (sonic) damage	Additional detrimental effect Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - red dwarf	5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (fire) damage	Either +8 foe toughness or +15 PP Once per turn Not consumed
corroded battery grenade	20-30 (acid) damage + 20-30 (electric) damage
explosive briefing	?-72-? (fire) damage
combat paperclip	?-58-64-? damage	or stun
bandolier	43-57 damage
fruitcake	41-56 damage
fruitcake (regifted)	41-56 damage
scorched coffee	?-41-? (fire) damage
really big shoe	?-31-40-? damage
goo bomb	?-32-? (acid) damage
fire bladder	?-31-? (fire) damage
sleet bucket	?-17-32-? (ice) damage	Reduces to-hit ?
shocker pen	?-23-30-? (electric) damage	Stuns for one round
enerbun globule	21-30 damage	50% of remaining HP against robots
the bomb	15-20 damage
Justin's magic wand	5-9 + floor((level+1)/5), cap 13-17 (psychic) damage	Sometimes Otherwise heals or does a detrimental effect Not consumed
roman candle wand	?-13-16-? (fire) damage
snowball	9-18 (ice) damage
rank bun	5-6 damage	Stuns by 1 round
badly bent knife	2 damage	27-35 against robots

Healing

Item	Amount	Notes
flash-restore capsule	.6*Max HP
drowsing rod	6*Level, Cap 200	Sometimes stuns for 1 round
band-aid	77-96
insta-salve, large	18-22
Justin's magic wand	5-9 + floor((level+1)/5), cap 13-17	Sometimes Otherwise does damage or detrimental effect Not Consumed
insta-salve, small	8-12

PP restoring

Item	Amount	Notes
frusion tendril	20-30	Against Frusion Foes
frusion filament	12-18	Against Frusion Foes
throwing star - red dwarf	1*Level, min 5, cap 15	does fire damage Sometimes +8 foe toughness instead Once per turn Not consumed
insta-charge ampoule	8-12
frusion speck	6-10	Against Frusion Foes

XP gain

Item	Amount	Notes
Clepsydra's clockwork key	1000	against clockwork foe only, defeating the foe yields clockwork core
Ticketmaster's ticket punch	25*Level, cap 500	Does damage
letter of pre-recognition	? - Level*10, Cap 150	does fire damage

Stun

Round count always include the round in which the item is uses.

Item	Number of rounds	Notes
magic deck of cards	2-4
holiday wreath	3
holiday wreath (regifted)	3
recognizer bot	3
rank bun	1
shocker pen	1	Does electric damage
throwing star - blue giant	1	does ice damage Sometimes doubles damage instead Once per turn Not consumed
TNT	1	deals 2/3 of remaining HP damage
combat paperclip	1 (sometimes)	or does damage
drowsing rod	1 (sometimes)	heals
EMP device	1 (against robots only)	deals 60% of remaining HP damage (Robots only)

Other detrimental effects

Item	Effect	Notes
atomic wedge	to-hit and dodge ?	does damage
Justin's magic wand	delevel?	Sometimes Otherwise does damage or heals Not consumed
glob of goo	delevel?
sleet bucket	to-hit?	does ice damage
squidopus ink	to-hit?
throwing star - pulsar	?	does sonic damage Once per turn Not consumed
webbed sand	attack?

Miscellaneous

Item	Effect	Notes
bungee lasso	replicates foe, giving Total Recall
Clepsydra's clockwork key	defeats clockwork foe, yielding clockwork core	gives 1000 XP
degausser	defeats A.R.F. foe, gaining a subscript
deja voodoo doll	replicates foe, giving Deja Voodoo
lack of pies	useless messages
red-eye mind trick	ends combat without costing time, giving Red Eyes
smoke bomb	ends combat without costing time
throwing star - black hole	Either grants 1 minute or Green Globulin	does psychic damage Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - magnetar	Either grants item or Electric with Excitement	does electric damage Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - red dwarf	+8 foe toughness or PP restore	does fire damage Once per turn Not consumed