Cosmic jester
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What fools be we, mortals you and me, when caught by jest: tee-hee, tee-hee!
Level cap: 20
How Obtained
Full-time sidekick.
Obtained from: Rigoletto's Compleat Jester kit
Behavior
Ability: Attacks, boosts spell damage, other benefits tuned by combat items
Messages
During combat the sidekick will sometimes attack, according to how it was tuned:
- Physical: <name> bops your opponent over the head with a rubber mallet. It seems innocent, but this rubber mallet is coated in lead. Your opponent takes X damage..[sic]
- Psychic: <name> makes your opponent laugh until they cry, causing X (psychic) damage.
- Fire: <name> assautls[sic] your opponet[sic] with a barrage of flaming juggling pins, dealing X (fire) damage.
- Sonic: <name> sings loudly and badly off tune. You're used to it, but your opponent isn't. They take X (sonic) damage.
- Acid: <name> burns your opponent with a caustic wit X (acid) damage.
- Ice: <name> dumps a bucket of icewater down your opponent's back, pranking them for X (ice) damage.
When you perform a damage spell:
<name> performs a magic trick, making a five-chip piece disappear and reappear someplace unexpected. The opening act makes your own skill appear all that much more impressive.
When tuned to Healing, sometimes at the end of combat:
<name> tells you a long and funny story about how he got this one scar. The story changes every time, and every time you laugh. Laughter, being the best medicine, gains you Y HP.
When tuned to MP-Restore, sometimes at the end of combat:
<name> swigs from a flask and staggers around drunkenly before proffering you the same flask. Hesitantly you take a sip, but it's just cold, refreshing water. You gain Z PP.
Notes
- Using a combat item gives a special message and tunes the sidekick:
When you produce the <item>, <name> grabs it, works it into a juggling routine, cavorting and saying <saying>
- Tuning remains until a new item is used and changes the tuning.
- Items tuning to Physical damage show the saying: "The most kindest cut of all is a jest that will not scar."
- Items tuning to Psychic damage show the saying: "A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, shall all our foes be soon."
- Items tuning to Fire damage show the saying: "As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of crime with words. Real fire works much better."
- Items tuning to Sonic damage show the saying: "It is a tale told by a jester, full of sound and fury, signifying decibels."
- Items tuning to Acid damage show the saying: "He that is proud eats up himself; that substance right here eats up the foe."
- Items tuning to Ice damage show the saying: "For this comic relif much thanks: 't is bitter cold, and I am jesting at heart."
| Item | <item> | Tunes to |
|---|---|---|
| atomic wedge | wedge | Physical |
| badly bent knife | knife | Physical |
| band-aid | band-aid | Physical, Healing |
| bandolier | bandolier | Physical |
| big rock | rock | Physical |
| bubble wrap | bubble wrap | Sonic |
| clamp of stairvoyance | clamp | Physical |
| combat paperclip | paperclip | Physical |
| frowny sticker | sticker | Psychic |
| glob of goo | glob of goo | Physical |
| insta-salve, small, insta-salve, large | salve | Physical, Healing |
| insta-charge ampoule | ampoule | Physical, MP-Restore |
| letter of pre-recognition | letter | Fire |
| sleet bucket | bucket | Ice |
| snowball | snowball | Ice |
| sour coating | coating | Acid |
| TNT | tnt[sic] | Physical |
| webbed sand | webbed sand | Physical |
- Combat items not tuning the jester:
