1. baseball bat 2. hammer 3. metal-rimmed frisbee 4. extension cord 5. baseball 6. straw and thumbtacks 7. steel knuckles 8. leather gloves 9. reinforced gloves 10. armored gloves 11. spiked gloves 12. forcegloves 13. sneakers 14. army boots 15. biker boots 16. ubiquitous chainsaw 17. badly bent knife 18. lead pipe 19. leather jacket 20. cup of coffee 21. fancy latte 22. latte 23. shot of espresso 24. cup of tea 25. cup of herbal tea 26. flak helmet 27. football helmet 28. motorcycle helmet 29. denim jacket 30. golf club *unimplemented* 31. kneepads 32. denim pants 33. padded tights
34. titanium chassis 35. data plate 36. memory tube 37. electronic cabling 38. power converter 39. nanoprocessor 40. quantum hopper 41. oculum felis 42. positron originator 43. pathway imager 44. lepton mesh 45. fusion pack 46. photonic chiller 47. carbon-microfiber chassis 48. cross trainers 49. peacekeeping baton 50. riot shield 51. pocket van de graf generator 52. flashlight 53. eponymous nail gun 54. knife 55. sling 56. large knife 57. brass knuckles 58. metal claws *unimplemented 59. beanbag cannon 60. taser 61. dark arts 62. shattered protest sign 63. laser cannon 64. plasteel plating 65. little yellow pill 66. purple pill
67. blue pill 68. red pill 69. bottle of pills 70. denim overalls 71. gas mask 72. bike helmet 73. boomerang 74. dyed pajamas 75. Lug-Nut Keychain 76. Ember in a Bottle 77. Shark's Tooth Necklace 78. Intellectual Headband 79. lottery ticket 80. astral spline 81. ethereal club 82. pandimensional scepter 83. big honkin' hammer 84. cosmic crystals 85. shield of Zion 86. digital rapier 87. digital saber 88. hooded cloak 89. roman candle wand 90. digital robes 91. e-rings 92. bow of hazard 93. platinum necklace 94. pronged javelin 95. bicycle 96. skateboard 97. moped 98. motorcycle 99. unbranded jalopy