Combat Items

Damage

Item	Damage	Notes
TNT	66% of remaining HP damage	Stuns for 1+ rounds
EMP device	60% of remaining HP damage	Not consumed Works against robots only Can be used three times per day Stuns 1 round
atomic wedge	(5-6) * Level ? damage	Reduces to-hit and dodge?
clamp of stairvoyance	Level*5+9 - Level*8 damage
letter of pre-recognition	Level*3+8 - Level*7 (fire) damage	Also gives XP
crystal for scrying out loud	Level*3+9 - Level*6 (sonic) damage	Sometimes not consumed
sparkle bomb	52 (fire) damage + 53 (electric) damage
Ticketmaster's ticket punch	?-91-101-? damage	Also gives XP
explosive briefing	?-72-? (fire) damage
throwing star - black hole	5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (psychic) damage	Either grants 1 minute or Green Globulin Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - blue giant	5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (ice) damage	Either stuns or doubles damage Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - magnetar	5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (electric) damage	Either grants item or Electric with Excitement Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - pulsar	5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (sonic) damage	Additional detrimental effect Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - red dwarf	5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (fire) damage	Either +8 foe toughness or +15 PP Once per turn Not consumed
specter snare	?-50-68-? (ice) damage	also restores HP
combat paperclip	45-65 damage	or stun
freeze frame	50-60 (ice) damage	Also gives XP
gross bag	?-50-60-? (acid) damage
corroded battery grenade	20-30 (acid) damage + 20-30 (electric) damage
fruitcake	40-60 damage
fruitcake (regifted)	40-60 damage
bandolier	43-57 damage
memory box	40-50 (psychic) damage	Also gives XP
scorched coffee	40-50 (fire) damage
razor dove	?-42-49-? damage
refound marbles	34-45 damage
really big shoe	30-40 damage
disposable instant camera	25-35 (psychic) damage	Also gives XP
sleet bucket	20-35 (ice) damage	Reduces to-hit ?
ichor	?-34-? (acid) damage
goo bomb	?-32-? (acid) damage
lip blam	?-32-? (fire) damage
fire bladder	?-31-? (fire) damage
hands-free pan	?-30-? (fire) damage
shocker pen	?-23-30-? (electric) damage	Stuns for one round
enerbun globule	20-30 damage	50% of remaining HP against robots
Terce's memo	?-22-29-? (psychic) damage
foul fowl	?-27-? (acid) damage
sour coating	?-27-? (acid) damage
power pak	?-23-? (electric) damage
pun gas	20 damage	Stuns for one round
the bomb	15-20 damage
roman candle wand	9-18 (fire) damage
snowball	9-18 (ice) damage
Warehouse Party hair spray	9-18 (fire) damage
sparkler	?-14-17-? damage
Justin's magic wand	5-9 + floor((level+1)/5), cap 13-17 (psychic) damage	Sometimes Otherwise heals or does a detrimental effect Not consumed
styrofoam bomb	10-15 (sonic) damage
big rock	?-6-10-? damage
bubble wrap	5-10 (sonic) damage
road flare	5-10 (fire) damage
Mister Ick-er sticker	5-9 (acid) damage
spark plug	6-8 (electric) damage
frowny sticker	3-6 (psychic) damage
rank bun	3-6 damage	Stuns by 1 round
badly bent knife	1-5 damage	25-35 against robots

Healing

Item	Amount	Notes
flash-restore capsule	.6*Max HP
drowsing rod	6*Level, Cap 200	Sometimes stuns for 1 round
band-aid	77-96
insta-salve, large	18-22
Justin's magic wand	5-9 + floor((level+1)/5), cap 13-17	Sometimes Otherwise does damage or detrimental effect Not Consumed
specter snare	?-12-13-?	also does ice damage
insta-salve, small	8-12

PP restoring

Item	Amount	Notes
frusion tendril	20-30
frusion filament	12-18
throwing star - red dwarf	1*Level, min 5, cap 15	does fire damage Sometimes +8 foe toughness instead Once per turn Not consumed
insta-charge ampoule	8-12
frusion speck	6-10

XP gain

Item	Amount	Notes
Clepsydra's clockwork key	1000	against clockwork foe only, defeating the foe yields clockwork core
Ticketmaster's ticket punch	25*Level, cap 500	Does damage
letter of pre-recognition	? - Level*10, Cap 150	does fire damage
disposable instant camera	50-60	does psychic damage
freeze frame	40-50	does ice damage
memory box	40-50	does psychic damage

Stun

Round count always include the round in which the item is uses.

Item	Number of rounds	Notes
magic deck of cards	2-4
endless handkerchief	3
holiday wreath	3
holiday wreath (regifted)	3
recognizer bot	3
pun gas	1	does damage
rank bun	1
shocker pen	1	Does electric damage
squidopus ink	1	Other?
throwing star - blue giant	1	does ice damage Sometimes doubles damage instead Once per turn Not consumed
TNT	1	deals 2/3 of remaining HP damage
combat paperclip	1 (sometimes)	or does damage
drowsing rod	1 (sometimes)	heals
EMP device	1 (against robots only)	deals 60% of remaining HP damage (Robots only)

Other detrimental effects

Item	Effect	Notes
atomic wedge	to-hit and dodge ?	does damage
Justin's magic wand	delevel?	Sometimes Otherwise does damage or heals Not consumed
glob of goo	delevel?
sleet bucket	to-hit?	does ice damage
squidopus ink	to-hit?	Stuns for 1 round
super-cute bunny	?
throwing star - pulsar	?	does sonic damage Once per turn Not consumed
webbed sand	attack?

Miscellaneous

Item	Effect	Notes
bungee lasso	replicates foe, giving Total Recall
Clepsydra's clockwork key	defeats clockwork foe, yielding clockwork core	gives 1000 XP
degausser	defeats A.R.F. foe, gaining a subscript
deja voodoo doll	replicates foe, giving Deja Voodoo
lack of pies	useless messages
red-eye mind trick	ends combat without costing time, giving Red Eyes
flash powder	ends combat without costing time
pan handle	Gives chips
smoke bomb	ends combat without costing time
throwing star - black hole	Either grants 1 minute or Green Globulin	does psychic damage Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - magnetar	Either grants item or Electric with Excitement	does electric damage Once per turn Not consumed
throwing star - red dwarf	+8 foe toughness or PP restore	does fire damage Once per turn Not consumed