1000. Wiggum wigwam 1001. Fast Eddy's cold cash 1002. Brewmeister's master potion 1003. Ticketmaster's ticket punch 1004. Justin's magic wand 1005. Ali C bling 1006. shepherd's crook 1007. Aaron Burr's flintlock 1008. The Grouch's Sack of Loot (full) 1009. candy cane 1010. gumdrop 1011. fruitcake 1012. holiday wreath 1013. roast beast 1014. eggnog 1015. gingerbread man 1016. toy soldier 1017. The Grouch's Sack of Loot (empty) 1018. candy cane (regifted) 1019. gumdrop (regifted) 1020. fruitcake (regifted) 1021. holiday wreath (regifted) 1022. roast beast (regifted) 1023. eggnog (regifted) 1024. gingerbread man (regifted) 1025. toy soldier (regifted) 1026. flinty beret 1027. defender of the crown 1028. cranky old bastard sword 1029. dumbbell 1030. electronic crossword 1031. juggling pins 1032. Red Pasha's Silver Spoon 1033. Bowler's Sticky Wicket
1034. Rake's Garden Trowel 1035. Angriest Man's Squeezeball of Rage 1036. imperial diadem 1037. depleted dust 1038. fire drill 1039. ball bearing cannon 1040. plaque buster 1041. mysterious machine 1042. frostbite whip 1043. cat o' five tails 1044. laser saber 1045. numbchucks 1046. [[]] 1047. heart of ice 1048. [[]] 1049. [[]] 1050. I/O bus 1051. music box 1052. boom box 1053. brick outhouse 1054. cold-blooded axe 1055. bun's blade 1056. yule log 1057. yule shield 1058. yule thinking perch 1059. yule step-stool 1060. provocative helmet 1061. cloak of desanguination 1062. heavy, heavy plate 1063. antsy pants 1064. iron-toe boots 1065. five-finger discount gloves 1066. pentacle
1067. pent-a-gram 1068. fizzler 1069. pentameter 1070. quint-barreled rifle 1071. unbalanced club 1072. heavy duty jacket 1073. Erdrick's plate 1074. pants valiant 1075. dashing shoes 1076. righteous shades 1077. [[]] 1078. desert eagle 1079. holy hand grenade launcher 1080. dauntless gauntlets 1081. staff of the crusader 1082. epic flail 1083. righteous hook 1084. dragoon's lance 1085. knight quill 1086. grandpa's flannel shirt 1087. medieval plate 1088. armpit britches 1089. metaphoric shoes 1090. dateless gloves 1091. blunderbuss 1092. rock-salt gun 1093. shaking cane 1094. torc of antiquity 1095. venerable beads necklace 1096. ryme of the ancient mariner 1097. lion-hearted shield 1098. antique shield 1099. pentagon buckler
