Combat Items
Damage
| Item | Damage | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Ball o' fire | 60% - 70% of remaining HP (fire) damage | |
| TNT | 66% of remaining HP damage | Stuns for 1+ rounds |
| EMP device | 60% of remaining HP damage | Not consumed Works against robots only Can be used three times per day Stuns 1 round |
| kablammo kabomb | 33% of remaining HP damage | |
| Terce's memo | 20% of remaining HP (psychic) damage | |
| Ticketmaster's ticket punch | Level*10±10 damage | Also gives XP |
| atomic wedge | (5-6) * Level ? damage | Reduces to-hit and dodge? |
| clamp of stairvoyance | Level*5+9 - Level*8 damage | |
| letter of pre-recognition | Level*3+8 - Level*7 (fire) damage | Also gives XP |
| crystal for scrying out loud | Level*3+9 - Level*6 (sonic) damage | Sometimes not consumed |
| sparkle bomb | 52 (fire) damage + 53 (electric) damage | |
| ectoplasmic pumpkin | 7*Level - 11*Level, up to 70-110 (ice) damage | Delevel? |
| explosive briefing | 60-80 (fire) damage | |
| specter snare | 50-70 (ice) damage | also restores HP |
| ectoplasmic bowling ball | 5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (ice) damage | Stuns for 1 round |
| ectoplasmic chains | 5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (ice) damage | Replicates foe |
| ectoplasmic glove | 5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (ice) damage | Also restores HP |
| throwing star - black hole | 5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (psychic) damage | Either grants 1 minute or Green Globulin Once per turn Not consumed |
| throwing star - blue giant | 5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (ice) damage | Either stuns or doubles damage Once per turn Not consumed |
| throwing star - magnetar | 5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (electric) damage | Either grants item or Electric with Excitement Once per turn Not consumed |
| throwing star - pulsar | 5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (sonic) damage | Additional detrimental effect Once per turn Not consumed |
| throwing star - red dwarf | 5*Level - 7*Level, up to 50-70 (fire) damage | Either +8 foe toughness or +15 PP Once per turn Not consumed |
| combat paperclip | 45-65 damage | or stun |
| freeze frame | 50-60 (ice) damage | Also gives XP |
| gross bag | 50-60 (acid) damage | |
| corroded battery grenade | 20-30 (acid) damage + 20-30 (electric) damage | |
| bandolier | 40-60 damage | |
| fruitcake | 40-60 damage | |
| fruitcake (regifted) | 40-60 damage | |
| memory box | 40-50 (psychic) damage | Also gives XP |
| scorched coffee | 40-50 (fire) damage | |
| razor dove | ?-42-49-? damage | |
| Rorschach card | ?-45-? (psychic) damage | |
| refound marbles | 34-45 damage | |
| goo bomb | 30-40 (acid) damage | |
| ichor | 30-40 (acid) damage | |
| overamped PDA | 30-40 (electric) damage | Chance to stun for 1 round |
| really big shoe | 30-40 damage | |
| disposable instant camera | 25-35 (psychic) damage | Also gives XP |
| fire bladder | 25-35 (fire) damage | |
| lip blam | 25-35 (fire) damage | |
| sour coating | 25-35 (acid) damage | |
| sleet bucket | 20-35 (ice) damage | Reduces to-hit ? |
| enerbun globule | 20-30 damage | 50% of remaining HP against robots |
| hands-free pan | 20-30 (fire) damage | |
| pun gas | 20-30 damage | Stuns for one round |
| shocker pen | 20-30 (electric) damage | Stuns for one round |
| foul fowl | 25-30 (acid) damage | |
| power pak | 20-27 (electric) damage | |
| black card | ?-23-? (psychic) damage | |
| the bomb | 15-20 damage | |
| sparkler | 10-20 (fire) damage | |
| roman candle wand | 9-18 (fire) damage | |
| snowball | 9-18 (ice) damage | |
| Warehouse Party hair spray | 9-18 (fire) damage | |
| Justin's magic wand | 5-9 + floor((level+1)/5), cap 13-17 (psychic) damage | Sometimes Otherwise heals or does a detrimental effect Not consumed |
| cracked nut shells | 10-15 damage | |
| styrofoam bomb | 10-15 (sonic) damage | |
| big rock | 5-10 damage | |
| bubble wrap | 5-10 (sonic) damage | |
| road flare | 5-10 (fire) damage | |
| Mister Ick-er sticker | 5-9 (acid) damage | |
| spark plug | 6-8 (electric) damage | |
| frowny sticker | 3-6 (psychic) damage | |
| rank bun | 3-6 damage | Stuns by 1 round |
| badly bent knife | 1-5 damage | 25-35 against robots |
| goodly bent knife | ? damage | |
| bent paperclip | ? (psychic) damage | Stuns ? |
Healing
| Item | Amount | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| flash-restore capsule | .6*Max HP | |
| drowsing rod | 6*Level | Sometimes stuns for 1 round |
| band-aid | 77-96 | |
| insta-salve, large | 18-22 | |
| Justin's magic wand | 5-9 + floor((level+1)/5), cap 13-17 | Sometimes Otherwise does damage or detrimental effect Not Consumed |
| specter snare | ?-12-13-? | also does ice damage |
| insta-salve, small | 8-12 | |
| ectoplasmic glove | ? | Does ice damage |
PP restoring
| Item | Amount | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| frusion tendril | 20-30 | |
| frusion filament | 12-18 | |
| throwing star - red dwarf | 1*Level, min 5, cap 15 | does fire damage Sometimes +8 foe toughness instead Once per turn Not consumed |
| insta-charge ampoule | 8-12 | |
| frusion speck | 6-10 |
XP gain
| Item | Amount | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Clepsydra's clockwork key | 1000 | against clockwork foe only, defeating the foe yields clockwork core |
| Ticketmaster's ticket punch | 25*Level, cap 500 | Does damage |
| letter of pre-recognition | ? - Level*10, Cap 150 | does fire damage |
| disposable instant camera | 50-60 | does psychic damage |
| freeze frame | 40-50 | does ice damage |
| memory box | 40-50 | does psychic damage |
Stun
Round count always include the round in which the item is uses.
| Item | Number of rounds | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| magic deck of cards | 2-4 | |
| endless handkerchief | 3 | |
| holiday wreath | 3 | |
| holiday wreath (regifted) | 3 | |
| recognizer bot | 3 | |
| ectoplasmic bowling ball | 1 | Does ice damage |
| pun gas | 1 | does damage |
| rank bun | 1 | |
| shocker pen | 1 | Does electric damage |
| squidopus ink | 1 | Other? |
| throwing star - blue giant | 1 | does ice damage Sometimes doubles damage instead Once per turn Not consumed |
| TNT | 1 | deals 2/3 of remaining HP damage |
| combat paperclip | 1 (sometimes) | or does damage |
| drowsing rod | 1 (sometimes) | heals |
| EMP device | 1 (against robots only) | deals 60% of remaining HP damage (Robots only) |
| overamped PDA | 1 (sometimes) | does damage |
| bent paperclip | 1? | does psychic damage |
Other detrimental effects
| Item | Effect | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| atomic wedge | to-hit and dodge ? | does damage |
| ectoplasmic pumpkin | delevel? | Does ice damage |
| Justin's magic wand | delevel? | Sometimes Otherwise does damage or heals Not consumed |
| glob of goo | delevel? | |
| sleet bucket | to-hit? | does ice damage |
| squidopus ink | to-hit? | Stuns for 1 round |
| super-cute bunny | ? | |
| throwing star - pulsar | ? | does sonic damage Once per turn Not consumed |
| webbed sand | attack? |
Miscellaneous
| Item | Effect | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| bungee lasso | replicates foe, giving Total Recall | |
| calling card | ? | |
| Clepsydra's clockwork key | defeats clockwork foe, yielding clockwork core | gives 1000 XP |
| degausser | defeats A.R.F. foe, gaining a subscript | |
| deja voodoo doll | replicates foe, giving Deja Voodoo | |
| ectoplasmic bedsheet | replaces foe with a ghost of X | |
| ectoplasmic chains | replicates foe | does ice damage |
| lack of pies | useless messages | |
| red-eye mind trick | ends combat without costing time, giving Red Eyes | |
| flash powder | ends combat without costing time | |
| pan handle | Gives chips | |
| red card | ? | |
| smoke bomb | ends combat without costing time | |
| stage hook | ends combat without costing time | |
| throwing star - black hole | Either grants 1 minute or Green Globulin | does psychic damage Once per turn Not consumed |
| throwing star - magnetar | Either grants item or Electric with Excitement | does electric damage Once per turn Not consumed |
| throwing star - red dwarf | +8 foe toughness or PP restore | does fire damage Once per turn Not consumed |