Cube Theater

(For the dictionary entry for Cube, see Cube (dict))

The Cube Theater is located in downtown Twilight

Combat Adventures

Hamlet
	Item Drops: sturdy boots, truepenny blade, tacky grip Chip Drops: 71-118 Experience Gained: 94

Lady Macbeth
	Item Drops: poofy skirt, the Scottish necklace Chip Drops: 78-128 Experience Gained: 103

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
	Item Drops: decorated jerkin, deterministic coin, prabble crossbow Chip Drops: 83-134 Experience Gained: 101

star-crossed lovers
	Item Drops: bodice, lover's locket, right half, sleeping draught Chip Drops: 77-121 Experience Gained: 97

unidentifiable English king
	Item Drops: royal crown, snug breeches Chip Drops: 79-129 Experience Gained: 105

Noncombat Choice Adventures

Intermission
	Exit stage left: you get a pep-up pill. This is a self-interested (solitary) Reputation choice. Exit stage right: you get 140-160 chips. This is a selfless (community) Reputation choice. Exit stage center: you lose 5-8 HP and gain 300 XP Exit through the fourth wall (occasional): you get SQUID disc: The Best Memory

One-time Adventures

Guided By Voices
	Notes: Occurs as a choice when using The Bard's Play

Bard
	Item Drops: gold coin (x4) Chip Drops: 244 Experience Gained: 120 Notes: Occurs as a choice when using The Bard's Play

The Bit Player 1
	Benvolio, Desdemona, Katherina, Mercutio, Portia, Romeo, or Titania: script page 1 or script page 2 or script page 3 or script page 4 or script page 5 or script page 6 or script page 7. Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Bassanio, Juliet, Lady Capulet, Oberon, Othello, Petruchio, or Tybalt: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 2
	Benvolio, Desdemona, Katherina, Mercutio, Portia, Romeo, or Titania: script page 1 or script page 2 or script page 3 or script page 4 or script page 5 or script page 6 or script page 7. Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Bassanio, Juliet, Lady Capulet, Oberon, Othello, Petruchio, or Tybalt: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 3
	Benvolio, Desdemona, Katherina, Mercutio, Portia, Romeo, or Titania: script page 1 or script page 2 or script page 3 or script page 4 or script page 5 or script page 6 or script page 7. Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Bassanio, Juliet, Lady Capulet, Oberon, Othello, Petruchio, or Tybalt: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 4
	Benvolio, Desdemona, Katherina, Mercutio, Portia, Romeo, or Titania: script page 1 or script page 2 or script page 3 or script page 4 or script page 5 or script page 6 or script page 7. Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Bassanio, Juliet, Lady Capulet, Oberon, Othello, Petruchio, or Tybalt: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 5
	Benvolio, Desdemona, Katherina, Mercutio, Portia, Romeo, or Titania: script page 1 or script page 2 or script page 3 or script page 4 or script page 5 or script page 6 or script page 7. Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Bassanio, Juliet, Lady Capulet, Oberon, Othello, Petruchio, or Tybalt: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 6
	Benvolio, Desdemona, Katherina, Mercutio, Portia, Romeo, or Titania: script page 1 or script page 2 or script page 3 or script page 4 or script page 5 or script page 6 or script page 7. Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Bassanio, Juliet, Lady Capulet, Oberon, Othello, Petruchio, or Tybalt: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 7
	Benvolio, Desdemona, Katherina, Mercutio, Portia, Romeo, or Titania: script page 1 or script page 2 or script page 3 or script page 4 or script page 5 or script page 6 or script page 7. Gain Basic understudy. Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Bassanio, Juliet, Lady Capulet, Oberon, Othello, Petruchio, or Tybalt: Lose half Max HP.

References

• Everything here has to do with Shakespeare (the Bard). Plays referenced include Hamlet, Macbeth, Romeo & Juliet, and King Lear.
• Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are only minor characters in Shakespeare's Hamlet, but given the attacks the enemy "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern" perform, they tend to reference W.S. Gilbert's play Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.