Melee Weapons Summary Table

Item	Power	Level Required	Autosell Value	Notes
astral spline	100	9	120	+7 Melee Damage +10 to Hit
badly bent knife	5	NA	1
baseball bat	10	NA	5
Bass-O-Matic 77	52	4	60	+4 Melee Damage
bat out of Hell	115	10	180	+10% to hit
big honkin' hammer	65	5	80	-5 to Hit +8 Electric Damage
big left hook	85	6	72	+5 Strength
brass knuckles	13	NA	8
colossal mandible	50	4	50
cryonite club	63	5	50	+3 ice damage Successful hit weakens opponents.
digital rapier	45	3	56	+10 to Hit +5 to Initiative
digital saber	55	4	60	+3 Electric Damage
ethereal club	65	5	90	+5% of Weapon Damage Returned as PP
extension cord	10	NA	5	+1 Electric Damage
Fighting Club	10	NA	NA	+X offense (+10/level, max: 100) +20% Strength +10 Melee damage +5% of weapon damage returned as HP You do know Jack. Specifically, Jack's physiology.
flaming whip	30	3	35	+20 fire damage Take 3 fire damage per round of combat
Gallagher's mallet	110	10	175	+30 Damage to Melons
Gilligan's golf club	145	13	180	+10% Reflexes Moderately increased chance of weapon fumbles. +3% chance of enemy fumbles +10% to your maximum Hit Points
Gulliver's maul	130	12	180	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP +10 spell damage
ham banner	70	6	NA	+10 Melee Damage. Exclusively given to mods.
hammer	10	NA	5
hammer time	72	6	130	-5 seconds to the duration of each turn +3 Melee damage
handle	38	2	42	No weapon fumbles, ever.
hedge slammer	26	1	16	+3 Strength
icicle	30	2	5	+5 ice damage
knife	7	NA	3
lamp post	98	8	145	+10 Melee damage -8 to hit
larchwood staff	85	7	115	+5% Intellect
large knife	15	NA	8
lead pipe	20	NA	5
long arm of the law	72	6	70	+5% Chips
metaphoric claws	45	3	45
Misericorde of the Squid	380	40	NA	+20% to hit Successful hit weakens opponents. Moderately increased chance of critical hits.
morning star	92	8	130	+5% of Weapon Damage Returned as PP
mourning star	105	9	165	+5% of Weapon Damage Returned as HP
night club	82	7	90	+4 sonic damage
padded axe	40	2	100	Approved for use in the PvP arena. +2 PvP fierce attack
padded club	40	2	100	Approved for use in the PvP arena. +2 PvP standard attack
pandimensional scepter	40	3	100	-1 Cost of Combat Spells +10 Spell Damage
paper machete	23	NA	15	+2 Melee Damage
peacekeeping baton	18	NA	9	+2 Melee Damage
Quijote's spear	135	13	290	+15 increased foe toughness. +20 damage to giants -50% defense against windmills
quill blade	90	12	250	+10 Melee damage +5% to hit
rapier	42	3	46
saw glove	140	12	255	+15 Melee Damage
Sceptre of 'Umr At-Tawil	666	50	NA	Can use a disintegration beam 10 times/day. -5 seconds to the duration of each turn +10% Strength +10% Intellect +10% Reflexes
Scourge of Souls	550	55	NA	5% chance to stun opponents -10 decreased foe toughness. +50 Melee damage +10% of weapon damage returned as HP
shattered protest sign	3	NA	1
short end of the stick	45	3	42	+3% item drops
smart axe	125	12	255	+8% of Weapon Damage Returned as HP
steel knuckles	25	NA	NA
the whole nine yards	83	7	110	+10 Strength
titanium mace	48	3	48
titanium pipe	38	2	32
Torch of Nug	700	70	NA	+50% weapon damage +50 fire damage +10% of weapon damage returned as HP
tritanium trident	78	7	50	+30% offense +10 Strength
truepenny blade	85	7	120	+5 to Hit +5 Melee Damage
ubiquitous chainsaw	30	2	30
unleaded pipe	82	7	108	+8 Strength
wand of compensation	60	5	80	Successful hit weakens opponents
warmaking baton	82	7	104	+4 Melee damage
xentrium axe	150	14	314	+10% to initiative +10 to hit