Offhand Items Summary Table
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| Item | Power | Level Required | Autosell Value | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aegis Flux Incapacitor | 30 | NA | NA | Can discharge elemental attacks after charging for a couple rounds 1 x your level damage absorption (capped at 20) +20% resist fire, ice, electric, and acid damage Attacker takes 5 damage +20 to maximum HP |
| Alfred bear | NA | NA | 30 | +1 damage absorption Cute and cuddly! |
| antique shield | 63 | 18 | 256 | +12% resist fire, ice, electric, and acid damage +8 XP per combat |
| attache case | 16 | 10 | 204 | Attacker takes 1 damage +50% drops for SQUID and CTHULHU discs |
| ball of fire | NA | NA | 20 | +3 spell damage |
| ball of wax | NA | NA | 20 | +3 HP per turn |
| baseball amethyst | NA | 4 | NA | -3% chance of weapon fumbles |
| baseball diamond | NA | 4 | NA | +9 increased foe toughness |
| baseball emerald | NA | 4 | NA | +3 PP per turn |
| baseball hematite | NA | 4 | NA | +6 HP per turn |
| baseball pearl | NA | 4 | NA | Grants wearer the ability to breathe under water |
| baseball pyrite | NA | 4 | NA | +5 to initiative |
| baseball tanzanite | NA | 4 | NA | +3% Strength +3% Intellect +3% Reflexes |
| basket of goodies | NA | NA | 10 | +1% item drops |
| bion | NA | 8 | 70 | +4% item drops +32% base metal drops |
| black box | NA | NA | NA | Collects crime data for Dirk Douglass Rental equipment is lost at rollover |
| blunt sai | NA | NA | 100 | Approved for use in the PvP arena +2 PvP parry defense |
| body pillow | 10 | 2 | 10 | +2 damage absorption |
| bowl of oil | NA | NA | 20 | |
| brick wall | 39 | 9 | 145 | +10 Damage Absorption -33% Strength |
| bronze flute | NA | 8 | 129 | +8% spell damage |
| Bruiser's shell shield | 50 | 12 | NA | +20% fire resistance Attacker takes 5 damage +5 Melee damage |
| bubblegum cigar | NA | NA | 10 | +1% Reflexes |
| carapace shield | 16 | 4 | 45 | +1 Damage Absorption |
| cavorite cover | 40 | 12 | 180 | +4 PP per turn +10 dodging ability |
| chalkboard shield | 35 | 10 | 165 | Attacker takes +15% sonic damage upon successful hit |
| cryonite shield | 18 | 4 | 30 | +20% fire resistance +5 Strength |
| coil of rope | NA | NA | 86 | +7 increased foe toughness |
| crumbling shield | 33 | 9 | 50 | +5 dodging ability +5% damage absorption |
| Crystallizer of Dreams | NA | 40 | NA | +10% damage absorption +50 spell damage +10% to initiative |
| cutting torch | NA | NA | 50 | +50% base metal drops |
| datashield | 25 | 6 | 90 | +10 dodging ability +5 electric damage |
| December water balloon | NA | NA | 20 | |
| deterministic coin | NA | 6 | 80 | +10 to Initiative |
| diamond | NA | NA | 1500 | Usable +1 Strength +1 Intellect +1 Reflexes |
| duct tape | NA | 6 | 80 | +4% Item Drops |
| enerbun sphere | NA | 12 | 720 | +20 spell damage |
| enriched lump | NA | NA | 20 | +2 XP per turn |
| extremely large shield | 23 | 6 | 150 | Approved for use in the PvP arena +4 PvP block defense -2 PvP parry defense |
| felt caffeine molecule | NA | NA | 20 | +1 damage absorption Cute and cuddly! |
| filthy sock puppet | NA | NA | NA | No weapon fumbles, ever. +15 increased foe toughness +10% Strength |
| fire orb | NA | 8 | 124 | +4 fire damage Successful hit weakens opponents (by 3 points) |
| firewall fragment | 70 | 20 | NA | +20% psychic damage resistance Attacker takes +10% fire damage upon successful hit |
| flashlight | NA | NA | 5 | +5% Item Drops |
| Floyd's dark prism | NA | NA | NA | Shines with a dark rainbow |
| focusing mirror | 23 | 6 | 80 | +6 spell damage |
| forget-me knot | NA | 7 | 104 | -2 XP per turn +3% of weapon damage returned as PP |
| foundational shield | 20 | 7 | 65 | +5% fire resistance +5% ice resistance +5% electric resistance |
| foundry shield | 29 | 7 | 60 | |
| frusion neoleash | NA | 4 | NA | +5 Melee damage |
| frusion neoorb | NA | 4 | NA | +5 psychic damage |
| frusion neoscepter | NA | 4 | NA | +5 spell damage |
| frusion neoscope | NA | 4 | NA | +5 Ranged damage |
| fullerene | NA | NA | 20 | Usable +10 to maximum HP +10 to maximum PP |
| fuzzy orange critter | NA | NA | 20 | +1 damage absorption Cute and cuddly! |
| general's baton | NA | NA | NA | Bolsters your Dodging Ability when the city is under attack |
| glob of tar | NA | NA | 20 | +6 to hit |
| glowing lump | NA | NA | 20 | Usable |
| glowing plum | NA | NA | 20 | +3 HP per turn |
| golden apple | NA | 4 | 160 | +2% chance of critical hits |
| graphite chalk | NA | NA | 20 | Usable +2 XP per combat |
| harbor pearl | NA | 5 | 50 | Grants Wearer Ability to Breathe Underwater |
| hero's blazing shield | 70 | 20 | 480 | Attacker takes +15% fire damage upon successful hit |
| hoplon | 35 | 10 | 165 | +6 defense Madness? |
| hot charcoal | NA | NA | 20 | Usable +2 PP per turn |
| hot potato | NA | 11 | 190 | +10% Reflexes |
| Human Campfire's flaming marshmallow | NA | 5 | 120 | +7 fire damage |
| ice kite | 10 | 3 | 40 | +3 ice damage +5% fire resistance |
| ice orb | NA | 8 | 124 | +4 ice damage 2% chance to stun opponents |
| illuminated shield | 50 | 14 | 235 | +5 electric damage +5% item drops |
| incredibly elaborate wrench | NA | 15 | 678 | +8% Ranged damage +8% item drops |
| insanely super bowl shield | 17 | NA | NA | Attacker takes +10% sonic damage upon successful hit +5% dodging ability +10% Strength - for Naturalists only |
| irrhodium socket set | NA | 14 | 306 | |
| isinglass orb | NA | 4 | 55 | +6 Spell Damage |
| isotope meter | NA | 12 | NA | +10% item drops |
| KEE meter | NA | NA | 1000 | +10% Reflexes +3 PP per turn |
| lion-hearted shield | 53 | 15 | 210 | +5% Strength +25 to maximum HP |
| lump of coal | NA | NA | 20 | Usable |
| magnifying glass | NA | 12 | 210 | +8% item drops |
| Major Twilight's stalwart scutum | 36 | NA | NA | +20% Strength +10% defense Increases the effectiveness of reputation-affecting choices Grants combat skills based on reputation |
| Marty Crouch's magic chest | NA | NA | NA | Summons 7-11 "magic trick" combat items per day +5% spell damage |
| Marty Crouch's magic chest (empty) | NA | NA | NA | Summons 7-11 "magic trick" combat items per day +5% spell damage |
| MechaPinata flank | 70 | 20 | 100 | +5 damage absorption MechaPinata Fortitude |
| Mirror of Nitocris | NA | 70 | NA | +50% spell damage -5 to the cost of combat skills |
| multiversal gong | 33 | NA | NA | Attacker takes +10% sonic damage upon successful hit Stunning reverb -10 seconds to the duration of each turn Rental equipment is lost at rollover |
| my little unicorn | NA | NA | 40 | +1 damage absorption Cute and cuddly! |
| neverending red pen | NA | 10 | NA | -1 HP per turn +4% chance of critical hits +10 fire damage |
| number one fan | NA | NA | 200 | +3 PP per turn +6 spell damage |
| oculum felis | NA | 9 | 170 | +5% Chips |
| off-handed hatchet | 33 | 10 | 166 | +6 psychic damage |
| oil paints | NA | NA | 20 | +2 XP per combat |
| Partyware plate | NA | NA | 20 | +15 to maximum PP |
| Pawn of Destruction | 15 | 5 | NA | +5 weapon damage (ranged or melee) +5 spell damage |
| pentagon buckler | 33 | 9 | 85 | +5 foe toughness |
| pet dust bunny | NA | 10 | 600 | Attacker takes +10% electric damage upon successful hit Your software triggers less consistently |
| photoelectric cello | NA | 6 | 200 | Infinitesimally increased odds of finding an ultra-rare Moderately increased odds of finding nonseizium +2 electric damage Attacker takes +5 electric damage upon successful hit |
| pirate hook | NA | NA | 10 | +1 Melee damage |
| plasteel shield | 36 | 10 | 135 | |
| plastiscanner | NA | 12 | NA | +10% chips |
| platinum pear | NA | 6 | 200 | +4% chips |
| plush dragon | NA | NA | 50 | +1 damage absorption Cute and cuddly! |
| pocket van de graf generator | NA | 3 | 40 | +2 Electric Damage |
| Polar Star | NA | 55 | NA | +50 spell damage +25% spell damage |
| polygon pavise | 46 | 13 | 180 | +5% Reflexes +10 dodging ability |
| portable desk | 40 | 12 | 210 | +15 damage absorption |
| portable hole | NA | 11 | NA | -3% item drops -3% chips +10% resist fire, ice, electric, and acid damage |
| Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks | 10 | NA | NA | +3% item drops |
| Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty) | 10 | NA | NA | +3% item drops |
| pure pyrite | NA | NA | 5 | -5 HP per turn |
| Quizzically Quivering Quadraphonic Quad-Quadrant | 20 | 11 | NA | +3% chance of critical hits +5 fire damage +5 psychic damage +3% effectiveness from your sidekick |
| radiation shield | 36 | 10 | 175 | +5 PP per turn |
| rallying flag | NA | NA | NA | Bolsters your Initiative when the city is under attack |
| remainder cell phone | NA | NA | 35 | +13% XP Per Combat +30 Seconds Per Turn |
| Reticulated Roundel of Ribald Resoluteness | 40 | 10 | 200 | +10 weapon damage (ranged or melee) +20 to maximum HP |
| riot shield | 14 | 4 | 16 | |
| robotic puppy | NA | NA | 30 | +1 damage absorption Cute and cuddly! |
| roboto shield | 43 | 13 | 233 | +20 damage absorption |
| Rolled Doll dahl | NA | NA | 200 | Increased chance of noncombat adventures |
| Rook of the Cataclysm | 15 | 7 | NA | +20 foe toughness |
| rorrim mirror | NA | NA | 15 | +10 to initiative |
| sarge lack | NA | 2 | 20 | +3% Chips |
| shadow orb | NA | 8 | 124 | +3% chance of critical hits +4 offense |
| shield of Zion | 20 | 5 | 80 | +10% Electric Resistance +10 Maximum HP |
| Siamese dreamcatcher | 56 | 16 | 236 | +10% psychic damage resistance Attacker takes +10% psychic damage upon successful hit |
| small statuette | NA | 12 | NA | +20 Ranged damage +4% chance of critical hits |
| social net | NA | NA | NA | Bolsters your Dodging Ability when the city is under attack |
| solar disc | 40 | NA | NA | Attacker takes +10% electric damage upon successful hit +5 HP per turn Occasionally blocks enemy attacks Charges with solar power when you take damage |
| springtime fresh puppet | NA | NA | 5 | -10% Reflexes +4% chance of weapon fumbles |
| Stainless Steelbreaker | 30 | NA | NA | +10% offense Occasionally blocks enemy attacks +4% chance of enemy fumbles Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points) |
| Static's spark shield | 28 | 7 | 200 | +6 electric damage +10% electric resistance |
| string bass | NA | NA | 40 | Increased chance of combat adventures Your software triggers less consistently |
| styrofoam lid | 8 | NA | 4 | Attacker takes +2 sonic damage upon successful hit |
| targe vert with human rampant | 43 | 12 | 246 | Increased chance of combat adventures |
| teddy bear | NA | NA | 10 | +1 damage absorption Cute and cuddly! |
| teds and hails coin | NA | 6 | 103 | +8 reflexes |
| The Gadget | NA | NA | 20 | +5 fire damage |
| the other other hand | NA | 7 | 110 | -3% chance of weapon fumbles |
| thistle hurt you more than it hurts me | 26 | 7 | 100 | Take 1 physical damage per round of combat Attacker takes 10 damage |
| thorax targe | 31 | 8 | 158 | +15% psychic damage resistance |
| titanium shield | 11 | 2 | 24 | +5% Acid Damage Resistance |
| trash can lid | 3 | NA | 5 | |
| triangle triptych | 26 | 7 | 30 | +4 defense Attacker takes 7 damage |
| trilobit | NA | 11 | 240 | +20 to maximum HP |
| trilobyte | 30 | 11 | 320 | +20 to maximum HP +2 HP per turn |
| trion | NA | 10 | 125 | |
| Tsar Tsavorite | NA | 4 | NA | +10% of weapon damage returned as HP |
| universal mirror | 22 | NA | NA | Catch enemies' reflections Blocks enemy attacks +10% chance of spell critical hits Increases the effectiveness of reputation-affecting choices |
| vellux rabbit | NA | NA | 40 | +1 damage absorption Cute and cuddly! |
| velour elephant | NA | NA | 50 | +1 damage absorption Cute and cuddly! |
| velveteen pony | NA | NA | 10 | +1 damage absorption Cute and cuddly! |
| volcano shield | 53 | 15 | 130 | Attacker takes +8 fire damage upon successful hit |
| wailing clutch | NA | 25 | 300 | Increased chance of combat adventures Villains find you +5% faster Wailing of Yuggoth |
| wakizashi | 15 | 8 | 122 | +6 Melee damage |
| weird sculpture | NA | NA | 0 | +2 Intellect |
| white cape | NA | NA | 100 | Approved for use in the PvP arena +3 PvP dodge defense +2 dodging ability |
| white escutcheon | 13 | 2 | 100 | Approved for use in the PvP arena +2 PvP block defense |
| xentrium shield | 33 | 10 | 205 | -10 seconds to the duration of each turn |
| yule log | NA | NA | NA | +2 PP per turn |
| yule shield | NA | NA | 6 | +2 damage absorption |
| yule step-stool | NA | NA | NA | +2 XP per combat |
| yule thinking perch | NA | NA | NA | +4 to initiative |
| Zorromir's double tower shield | 20 | NA | NA | +X damage absorption (1x your level, capped at 20) Allows you to use a battle cry at the beginning of combat. (Editable through account settings.) +3% of weapon damage returned as HP when any two items from the set are worn. +X offense (+5/level, max: +60) when the full set is worn. |
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