Caffeine

Introduction

Caffeine is one of the two consumables in Twilight Heroes, the other being Sugar. Consuming caffeine increases your Bedtime, allowing you more time to play.

Each caffeine item has a size in "units" of caffeine. You can consume 12 such units per day. Trying to consume more will get you the message:

You've had enough caffeine for one night. Any more and you're going to get twitchy and start acting weird instead of heroic. And trust me, nobody wants that.

Trying to multi-use too much caffeine will get you the message:

That's way more caffeine than you should drink in one night. You think better of it, and your nerves silently thank you.

Summary Table

Item	Time	Caffeine	Avg Time/Caffeine	Requirement	Notes
bowling ball	144	6	24	Level 5
Bray energy drink	115-125	5	24	Level 6
Scalpel energy drink	115-125	5	24	Level 6
Exigen-C cocktail	90-100	4	23.75	Level 7
Turkish coffee	65-75	3	23.33	Level 5
stimpack	?-89-95-?	4	23	Level 9
white pill	180	8	22.5	Level 4	Gives effects: Euphoria 60 minutes Utter Wretchedness 240 minutes
pre-coffee	55-65	3	20	Level 4
Frostheim mocha	137-149	6	18.833see notes	Level 12	3 Sugar
moleroot	137-149	6	18.833see notes	Level 12	3 Sugar
Rainbow's Ark pill	50-60	3	18.333	Level 6
the undiet soda	137-149	6	18.833see notes	Level 12	3 Sugar
oil can coffee	64-80	4	18	Level 5
fortified coffee	85-95	5	18	Level 4
Blue Oxford drink	33-39	2	18	Level 4
dose of X-presso	32-38	2	17.5	Level 4
Guatemalan pepperjuice	32-38	2	17.5	Level 3	Gives effect: The Sweats 35 minutes
hyper-c, small	48-57	3	17.5	Level 3	Gain 2 reflexes
hyper-c, large	96-114	6	17.5	Level 5	Gain 4 reflexes
Mister Tea	97-113	6	17.5	Level 5
Shift soda	49-56	3	17.5	Level 4
boogie monster energy drink	42-54	3	16	Level 6	restores some PP
Tanzanian cola	58-70	4	16	Level 5	Gives effect: Soda-Licious 60 minutes
the Mick's Thunderbolt	?-60-66-?	4	15.75?	Level 10	also gives some XP, 5 Strength, 5 Intellect, 5 Reflexes
bag of PG Tips	42-48	3	15	Level 3
buzzing dew	27-33	2	15	Level 9	Gain 3 strength
can of Gingerelle can of Gingerette	13-17	1	15
cracked chockfulo nuts	40-50	3	15		restore some HP
Gingerette Black	27-33	2	15	Level 2
pep-up pill	55-65	4	15	Level 5	Gain 3 Intellect
scorched coffee	55-65	4	15	Level 7
caffeinated cloth	?-26-32-?	2	14.5		Gives 10 XP
Manly Man energy drink	73-92	6	13.75	Level 8	Take 6 damage
green tea	24-28	2	13	Level 4	Gives Seeing Green (60 minutes)
vial of powdered mojo	46-54	4	12.5	Level 4
caffeine pill	23-27	2	12.5	Level 4
smart juice	27-33	3	10	Level 2	Gives 10 XP
coffee mochi ball	27-33	3	10
fancy latte	27-33	3	10		Coffee Snob Merit Badge
latte	27-33	3	10
shot of espresso	27-33	3	10
cup of coffee cup of tea	27-33	3	10
Brad energy drink	18-22	4	5

Notes

• It is hard to compare items which consume contain both sugar and caffeine to items that contain only one of them. The values used in the table above assume that each sugar unit yields 10 adventures, such as the amount given by eyeball gumball and other standard sugar items. Other useful comparisons might be:

Sugar yield/unit	Caffeine yield/unit
10 (e.g. eyeball gumball)	18.833
11.75 (e.g. sugar substitute)	17.958
12.5 (e.g. stroopwafel)	17.583