Cube Theater

Cube Theater
Location:	Downtown Twilight
Unlocks:	starting All the World's a Quest, and All the Men and Women Merely Heroes
Combat %:	83.33
Foe XP range:	unspecified
UR:	SQUID disc: The Best Memory
	ID: 16

(For the dictionary entry for Cube, see Cube (dict))

Combat Adventures

Hamlet
	Item Drops: sturdy boots, truepenny blade, tacky grip Chip Drops: 71-118 Experience Gained: 94

Lady Macbeth
	Item Drops: poofy skirt, the Scottish necklace Chip Drops: 78-129 Experience Gained: 103

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
	Item Drops: decorated jerkin, deterministic coin, prabble crossbow Chip Drops: 83-138 Experience Gained: 101

star-crossed lovers
	Item Drops: bodice, lover's locket, right half, sleeping draught Chip Drops: 73-122 Experience Gained: 97

unidentifiable English king
	Item Drops: royal crown, snug breeches Chip Drops: 79-132 Experience Gained: 105

Noncombat Choice Adventures

Intermission
	Exit stage left: pep-up pill. Less selfless reputation. Exit stage right: 140-160 chips. More selfless reputation. Exit stage center: lose 5-8 HP and gain 300 XP Exit through the fourth wall (occasional): you get SQUID disc: The Best Memory

One-time Adventures

Guided By Voices
	Notes: Occurs as a choice when using The Bard's Play

Bard
	Item Drops: gold coin (x4) Chip Drops: 244 Experience Gained: 120 Notes: Occurs as a choice when using The Bard's Play

The Bit Player 1
	Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Correct roles: script page 2 Incorrect roles: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 2
	Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Correct roles: script page 5 Incorrect roles: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 3
	Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Correct roles: script page 4 Incorrect roles: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 4
	Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Correct roles: script page 7. Incorrect roles: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 5
	Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Correct roles: script page 3 Incorrect roles: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 6
	Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Correct roles: script page 1 Incorrect roles: Lose half Max HP.

The Bit Player 7
	Beowulf, Gawaine, or Robin Hood: Lose half Max HP. Conditionally gain Scalpel energy drink. Correct roles: script page 6. Gain Basic understudy. Incorrect roles: Lose half Max HP.

Static Villains

Sophocles
	Item Drops: Sophocle's monocle

Notes

• The chance of each adventure, combat or non-combat, is equal (1/6).

References

• Everything in this area has to do with Shakespeare (the Bard).

• "Cube Theater" is a parody of the Globe Theatre, which Shakespeare was a partial owner of, and many of his plays were staged there.
• Foes reference Shakespeare's plays Hamlet, Macbeth, Romeo & Juliet, and King Lear
• Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are minor characters in Shakespeare's Hamlet.