Melee Weapons Summary Table

Item	Power	Level Required	Autosell Value	Notes
astral spline	100	9	120	+7 Melee Damage +10 to Hit
Atmos Spear (extended)	150	10	NA	+10% to your maximum Hit Points Grants wearer the ability to fly Can call down lightning 5 times per day +8% chance of critical hits
Atmos Spear (shortened)	50	NA	NA	+20 to maximum HP Grants wearer the ability to fly Can call down lightning 5 times per day +7% chips
badly bent knife	5	NA	1
baseball bat	10	NA	5
Bass-O-Matic 77	52	4	60	+4 Melee Damage
bat out of Hell	115	10	180	+10% to hit
battery whip	10	NA	NA	+1 electric damage +1 acid damage Take 1 acid damage per round of combat
big honkin' hammer	65	5	80	-5 to Hit +8 Electric Damage
big left hook	85	6	72	+5 Strength
Blue Elsa's blue blade	60	5	200	+10% offense +10 to hit
brass knuckles	13	NA	8
bun's blade	18	17	270	+9 Melee damage +20 Reflexes Grants wearer the ability for super jumps
Burma razor	170	16	260
cat o' five tails	32	2	9	+4 Melee damage +5 foe toughness
cold-blooded axe	160	15	320	+10 ice damage +20% ice resistance
colossal mandible	50	4	50
cranky old bastard sword	190	18	154	+2% XP per combat +12 sonic damage
cryonite club	63	5	50	+3 ice damage Successful hit weakens opponents
digital rapier	45	3	56	+10 to Hit +5 to Initiative
digital saber	55	4	60	+3 Electric Damage
dragoon's lance	165	15	85	+3% of weapon damage returned as HP +5% offense
epic flail	156	14	0	+10% Strength +30 to maximum HP +4% chance of weapon fumbles Causes disastrous fumbles
ethereal club	65	5	90	+5% of Weapon Damage Returned as PP
extension cord	10	NA	5	+1 Electric Damage
Fighting Club	10	NA	NA	+X offense (+10/level, max: 100) +20% Strength +10 Melee damage +5% of weapon damage returned as HP You do know Jack. Specifically, Jack's physiology.
fire drill	147	13	275	+13 fire damage
flaming whip	30	3	35	+20 fire damage Take 3 fire damage per round of combat
frostbite whip	21	2	8	+4 ice damage
Gallagher's mallet	110	10	175	+30 Damage to Melons
Gilligan's golf club	145	13	180	+10% Reflexes +6% chance of weapon fumbles +3% chance of enemy fumbles +10% to your maximum Hit Points
Gulliver's maul	130	12	180	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP +10 spell damage
ham banner	70	6	NA	+10 Melee Damage Exclusively given to mods
hammer	10	NA	5
hammer time	72	6	130	-5 seconds to the duration of each turn +3 Melee damage
handle	38	2	42	No weapon fumbles, ever
hedge slammer	26	NA	16	+3 Strength
icicle	30	2	5	+5 ice damage
knife	7	NA	3
lamp post	98	8	145	+10 Melee damage -8 to hit
larchwood staff	85	7	115	+5% Intellect
large knife	15	NA	8
laser saber	75	6	68	+3 electric damage +4 dodging ability
lead pipe	20	NA	5
lightning rod	137	14	235	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP +3% of weapon damage returned as HP +5 electric damage
long arm of the law	72	6	70	+5% Chips
metaphoric claws	45	3	45
mighty quill	50	5	NA	+5% Strength +5% to your maximum Hit Points +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
Misericorde of the Squid	380	40	NA	+20% to hit Successful hit weakens opponents +6% chance of critical hits
morning star	92	8	130	+5% of Weapon Damage Returned as PP
mourning star	105	9	165	+5% of Weapon Damage Returned as HP
night club	82	7	90	+4 sonic damage
numbchucks	48	4	14	+6 ice damage
padded axe	40	2	100	Approved for use in the PvP arena +2 PvP fierce attack
padded club	40	2	100	Approved for use in the PvP arena +2 PvP standard attack
pandimensional scepter	40	3	100	-1 Cost of Combat Spells +10 Spell Damage
paper machete	23	NA	15	+2 Melee Damage
peacekeeping baton	18	NA	9	+2 Melee Damage
photo-chopper	50	4	NA	+2 fire damage +2 ice damage +2 electric damage +2 sonic damage +2 acid damage +2 psychic damage Custom item given to Corrupt Shadow
plaque buster	112	10	165	+20 to maximum PP
Quijote's spear	135	13	290	+15 increased foe toughness +20 damage to giants -50% defense against windmills
quill blade	90	12	250	+10 Melee damage +5% to hit
rapier	42	3	46
Reaper's scythe	10	NA	10	+1% of weapon damage returned as HP
righteous hook	162	15	150	+5% Strength 1% chance to stun opponents
saw glove	140	12	255	+15 Melee Damage
Sceptre of 'Umr At-Tawil	666	50	NA	Can use a disintegration beam 10 times/day -5 seconds to the duration of each turn +10% Strength +10% Intellect +10% Reflexes
Scourge of Souls	550	55	NA	5% chance to stun opponents -10 foe toughness +50 Melee damage +10% of weapon damage returned as HP
Scythian crook	155	16	235
shattered protest sign	3	NA	1
shepherd's crook	35	2	100	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points) +5% effectiveness from your sidekick
short end of the stick	45	3	42	+3% item drops
smart axe	125	12	255	+8% of Weapon Damage Returned as HP
spark saw	152	14	260	+20 electric damage
staff of the crusader	140	15	120	+10% Strength 12 fire damage
steel knuckles	25	NA	NA
telekinetic katana	1	10	150	+20 psychic damage
The Tenderizer's hammer	142	13	200	+8 Melee damage +15% Strength
the whole nine yards	83	7	110	+10 Strength
Thundarr's photon blade	95	8	200	+8 fire damage +8 defense
titanium mace	48	3	48
titanium pipe	38	2	32
Torch of Nug	700	70	NA	+50% weapon damage +50 fire damage +10% of weapon damage returned as HP
tritanium trident	78	7	50	+30% offense +10 Strength
truepenny blade	85	7	120	+5 to Hit +5 Melee Damage
ubiquitous chainsaw	30	2	30
unbalanced club	100	9	85	+3 foe toughness +6 Melee damage
unleaded pipe	82	7	108	+8 Strength
wand of compensation	60	5	80	Successful hit weakens opponents
warmaking baton	82	7	104	+4 Melee damage
xentrium axe	150	14	314	+10% to initiative +10 to hit