Merit Badges
All merit badges are gained by satisfying some requirement, and then visiting the Heroes' Guild.
| Badge | Image | Image name | Requirement |
|---|---|---|---|
| Heroic Recycler |  |
reduce-and-reuse-first | Transmogrifying 20 times |
| From Dusk 'Til Dawn |  |
sun-go-up-sun-go-down | Patrol until 6:30 AM |
| Crystal Collector |  |
mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma | Collect 333 cosmic crystals |
| Coffee Snob |  |
nothing-but-kopi-luwak | Drink 72 fancy lattes |
| Joltin' Joe Sombrero |  |
left-and-gone-away.jpg | Use 56 baseball bats |
| Pinball Wizard |  |
getafirstlife-dot-com | Level each game in the Virtual Reality Gaming Center to bracket 10 |
| Delayed Gratification |  |
twice-as-nice | Level up twice in a row without leaving the Heroes' Guild |
| "Impossible" Badge | |||
| Talk About an Old Timer |  |
you-alpha-believe-it | Be an alpha tester (no longer obtainable) |
| Really Out to Sea |  |
think-im-a-banana-tree | Have exactly 51 playing cards in your inventory |
| Tremors Are My Friend |  |
seismic-raspberry | Collect 500 S.U.I.T. points |
| Two Bits Times Two |  |
golden-oldie | Reach level 50 |
| Lazy Boy and the Recliner |  |
i-am-sofa-king | Rest more than 210 minutes in one day |
| I Have a Bridge to Sell You |  |
think-this-badge-is-about-you | Donate for 11 straight days to the Snowflake Leader Board |
| Brontosaurus Bully |  |
dinosaur-in-a-haystack | Collect 200 red claws and 200 red teeth |
| Where's the party? |  |
what-no-cake | Having at least 1200 minutes of Mechapinata!! |
| The Badge of the Wicked |  |
wheeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh | Wear Droog costume with Moped |
| National Lampoons |  |
some-town-in-maryland | Choose "Exit stage center" in the non-combat Intermission a total of 20 times |
| Quite the Bulldozer |  |
six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get | Remove 6000 pounds of rock from the rubble field (no longer obtainable) |
| Currently Unknown | |||
| Month of Mayhem |  |
thirty-days-hath-september | Play at least 29 days (4w 1d) of in-game time |
| Skin of the Teeth |  |
those-are-razor-thin-margins | Win five fights with 1 HP left at the end |
| More than One Way to Hunt a Bounty |  |
quicker-picker-upper | Have 50 or more damage absorption |
| Grandmaster of Retcon |  |
you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate | Have a full chess set (king, queen, 2 knights, 2 bishops, 2 rooks, 8 pawns) in your Memento Display |
| Sybil |  |
i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them | Have each Reputation at least once in your Retcon history |
| Rogue Ranch Repeated Redux |  |
once-twice-four-times-a-hero | Create a Quizzically Quivering Quadraphonic Quad-Quadrant |
| This Lousy Badge |  |
you-omicron-believe-it | Be a beta tester (no longer obtainable) |
| Mettle Gear Solid |  |
i-always-die-on-the-first-screen | Have a Supersolid mettle medal equipped |
| The White Badge |  |
elephant-in-my-pajamas | Defeat 20 evil velour elephants (no longer obtainable) |