Merit Badges

All merit badges are gained by satisfying some requirement, and then visiting the Heroes' Guild.

Badge	Image	Image name	Requirement
Heroic Recycler		reduce-and-reuse-first	Transmogrifying 20 times
From Dusk 'Til Dawn		sun-go-up-sun-go-down	Patrol until 6:30 AM
Crystal Collector		mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma	Collect 333 cosmic crystals
Coffee Snob		nothing-but-kopi-luwak	Drink 72 fancy lattes
Joltin' Joe Sombrero		left-and-gone-away	Use 56 baseball bats
Pinball Wizard		getafirstlife-dot-com	Level each game in the Virtual Reality Gaming Center to bracket 10
Delayed Gratification		twice-as-nice	Level up twice in a row without leaving the Heroes' Guild
			"Impossible" Badge
Talk About an Old Timer		you-alpha-believe-it	Be an alpha tester (no longer obtainable)
Really Out to Sea		think-im-a-banana-tree	Have exactly 51 playing cards in your inventory
Tremors Are My Friend		seismic-raspberry	Collect 500 S.U.I.T. points
Two Bits Times Two		golden-oldie	Reach level 50
Lazy Boy and the Recliner		i-am-sofa-king	Rest more than 210 minutes in one day
I Have a Bridge to Sell You		think-this-badge-is-about-you	Donate for 11 straight days to the Snowflake Leader Board
The Badge of the Wicked		wheeeh-weeeeh-weeeeh	Wear Droog costume with Moped
Brontosaurus Bully‎		dinosaur-in-a-haystack	Collect 200 red claws and 200 red teeth
Where's the party?		what-no-cake	Having at least 1200 minutes of Mechapinata!!
National Lampoons		some-town-in-maryland	Choose "Exit stage center" in the non-combat Intermission a total of 20 times
Quite the Bulldozer		six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get	Remove 6000 pounds of rock from the rubble field (no longer obtainable)
			Currently Unknown
Month of Mayhem		thirty-days-hath-september	Play at least 29 days (4w 1d) of in-game time
Skin of the Teeth		those-are-razor-thin-margins	Win five fights with 1 HP left at the end
More than One Way to Hunt a Bounty		quicker-picker-upper	Have 50 or more damage absorption
Whirlwind Tour		around-and-around-it-goes	Complete a run in ≤ 32hrs. (Not fully spaded)
Emperor's New Badge		clear	Be invisibly-equipped
That Old Trope Again?		one-man-cannot-summon-the-future	Fight your evil twin 20 times
Grandmaster of Retcon		you-say-checkmate-i-say-checkmate	Have a full chess set (king, queen, 2 knights, 2 bishops, 2 rooks, 8 pawns) in your Memento Display
Sybil		i-gotta-reputation-lots-of-them	Have each Reputation at least once in your Retcon history
Rogue Ranch Repeated Redux		once-twice-four-times-a-hero	Create a Quizzically Quivering Quadraphonic Quad-Quadrant
This Lousy Badge		you-omicron-believe-it	Be a beta tester (no longer obtainable)
Mettle Gear Solid		i-always-die-on-the-first-screen	Have a Supersolid mettle medal equipped
The White Badge		elephant-in-my-pajamas	Defeat 20 evil velour elephants (no longer obtainable)
Evil Moustache		this-cant-possibly-be-good	Have all Static Villains and Wandering Villains item drops in your Memento Display.
Give 'em a Hand		golf-clap-for-heroes-at-work	Trade in 15 the other other hand
+1000 Points		thousand-points-for-Ravenclaw	???
Four, Four, Four, Four Heroes in One		sixtyeightdude	Perm all class skills