Shirts Summary Table
| Item | Power | Level Required | Autosell Value | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 'hip' t-shirt | 1 | NA | 10 | +10 foe toughness |
| alpha wolf shirt | 32 | NA | NA | +10% Strength Bolsters your Initiative when the city is under attack |
| ballistic vest | 31 | 5 | 20 | |
| baseball jersey | 40 | 3 | 35 | +5 dodging ability |
| Big Earl's suspenders | 35 | 6 | 200 | +8 psychic damage |
| Billowing Blouse of Boisterous Bravery | 60 | 10 | 200 | +3 HP per turn +5% Reflexes |
| bionic arms | 55 | 10 | 250 | +8% Strength +4 Melee damage |
| blasphemous dress | 130 | 25 | 300 | +10 psychic damage +20 foe toughness Wailing of Yuggoth |
| bodice | 44 | 7 | 110 | |
| Bombayer jacket | 85 | 16 | 255 | +10% Intellect +15% ice resistance |
| buckskin coat | 53 | 10 | 170 | +4% item drops |
| chain cuirass | 60 | 11 | 100 | -5 to initiative +5 damage absorption |
| Chuck van Arnolde's tank top | 58 | 10 | 200 | +15% Strength +4% chance of critical hits |
| cloak of desanguination | 52 | 9 | 60 | +4 foe toughness -1 HP per turn +5 psychic damage |
| coconut bikini top | 65 | 12 | 180 | Take 1 physical damage per round of combat +10 damage to male foes |
| cold shoulder shirt | 28 | 5 | 40 | +4 ice damage Attacker takes 2 damage |
| combative 'tank' top | 50 | 9 | 50 | Increased chance of combat adventures 3% chance to stun opponents +3 weapon damage (ranged or melee) |
| datashirt | 35 | 6 | 90 | +5 electric damage Your software triggers more consistently |
| decorated jerkin | 42 | 7 | 130 | +5 Strength |
| denim jacket | 5 | NA | 5 | |
| Ever-Dim Halter | 80 | 13 | NA | +13% to your maximum Hit Points +5 damage absorption +5% Melee damage 3% chance to stun opponents |
| fishnet shirt | 65 | 12 | 210 | +15 foe toughness +10 Strength Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance |
| gold-plated poncho | 15 | NA | 100 | +2 PP per turn |
| golden cashmere fleece | 54 | 10 | 500 | +5% chips +4 HP per turn |
| grandpa's flannel shirt | 95 | 18 | 260 | +2% XP per combat +10 to maximum PP |
| harness | 30 | 5 | 65 | +2% item drops |
| heavy duty jacket | 80 | 15 | 130 | +10% Strength +5 damage absorption |
| hooded cloak | 25 | 4 | 50 | +10% ice resistance |
| ice cool jacket | 77 | 15 | 1000 | Attacker takes +10% ice damage upon successful hit +5 PP per turn Cool as Ice |
| illuminum blouse | 77 | 14 | 255 | +5 electric damage +5% spell damage |
| infernal byrnie | 80 | 15 | 130 | +5 HP per turn Prevents bad injuries |
| insanely super bowl breastplate | 50 | NA | NA | +5 damage absorption +20% sugar item drops +10% Reflexes - for Gadgeteers only |
| irrhodium plate | 75 | 14 | 314 | |
| lab coat | 33 | 8 | 160 | +5% Intellect +2 XP per combat |
| leather jacket | 10 | NA | 10 | |
| letter shirt | 45 | NA | NA | Provides personalized flair Reduces turn length based on level +10% Intellect +10% fire resistance +10% ice resistance |
| Magnetron's mantle | 40 | 7 | 200 | +15% electric resistance |
| MechaPinata torso | 111 | 20 | 100 | +5 damage absorption MechaPinata Fortitude |
| micromillishirt | 99 | 20 | 1000 | +20 foe toughness |
| Midnight's Cloak | 40 | 5 | NA | +10% dodging ability Attacker takes +10% psychic damage upon successful hit |
| newt leather jacket | 15 | 3 | 55 | Take 2 fire damage per round of combat +2 PP per turn +2 fire damage |
| overwhelmingly cool duster | 100 | NA | NA | +20% spell damage Regenerates PP as a function of level Villains find you +10% faster Makes for dramatic entrances (and exits) |
| plasteel shirt | 55 | 10 | 175 | |
| polytechnic tunic | 70 | 13 | 180 | +10% Reflexes +10% resist fire, ice, electric, and acid damage |
| prismatic sports bra | 50 | NA | NA | Provides a prismatic plethora of pastel powers in combat |
| reinforced shirt | 18 | 2 | 35 | |
| resuscitated byrnie | 43 | 8 | 75 | +10 to maximum HP |
| salty hauberk | 55 | 10 | 175 | +15 spell damage |
| scale mail | 65 | 12 | 300 | +30 to maximum PP |
| see-through shirt | 25 | 4 | 300 | +5 foe toughness Increased chance of combat adventures |
| serpentskin vest | 48 | 9 | 170 | +15 to maximum HP |
| silenced mail shirt | 60 | 11 | 100 | +5 to initiative +5 damage absorption |
| smart shirt | 65 | 12 | 250 | +10% to hit |
| smudged sweater | 22 | 3 | 40 | +5 defense |
| solar-powered shirt | 50 | NA | NA | Attacker takes +10% electric damage upon successful hit Regenerates PP as a function of level +20% fire resistance Sometimes hits enemies with solar-powered lightning |
| starched shirt | 36 | 7 | 100 | +2 damage absorption |
| string sweater | 45 | 8 | 160 | +4 damage absorption Your software triggers less consistently |
| stuffed shirt | 20 | 3 | 15 | +3 damage absorption |
| sturdy harness | 45 | 8 | 125 | +2% item drops +4 Strength |
| stylish leather jacket | 1 | 6 | 200 | Infinitesimally increased odds of finding an ultra-rare. Moderately increased odds of finding nonseizium. +5 foe toughness. |
| Subscriber's Exclusive jacket | 100 | NA | NA | Regenerates PP as a function of level +4 XP per turn Wearing the jacket gets you exclusive subscription vouchers |
| The Murk's Silk Shirt | 60 | 9 | NA | +10 spell damage Using skills costs -1 PP -5 seconds to the duration of each turn |
| threeinforced vest | 38 | 7 | 40 | +5 defense +10 Strength |
| Thunder's cat shirt | 46 | 8 | 120 | +6% Strength +6% sonic damage resistance |
| torn ETU sweatshirt | 40 | 8 | 120 | +5 Strength Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance |
| tropical fleece | 60 | 11 | 200 | +5 ice damage +5% fire resistance |
| turkey shoot jacket | 75 | NA | NA | +5 damage absorption +10% to initiative Regenerates HP as a function of level Allows use of the Flight of the Turkey skill 5x per day |
| ugly cashmere sweater | 44 | 3 | 100 | +6 foe toughness |
| UltraSport jersey | 63 | 12 | 180 | +30 to maximum PP +10 to initiative |
| vandal vest | 7 | NA | 3 | +3 Reflexes |
| Viking Games jersey | 40 | NA | NA | +10% Strength +10% Reflexes +5% to your maximum Hit Points +5% to initiative +5 XP per combat |
| weakened byrnie | 43 | 8 | 70 | |
| xentrium breastplate | 50 | 9 | 150 | -10 seconds to the duration of each turn |
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