Melee Weapons Summary Table

Item	Power	Level Required	Autosell Value	Notes
aluminum baseball bat	109	11	120	+10% to initiative +2% weapon damage
Anna Conda's fang	58	6	200	+8 acid damage
archaeologist's trowel	1	8	65	Infinitesimally increased odds of finding an ultra-rare. Moderately increased odds of finding nonseizium. +10% Strength
archron's staff	60	7	125	+10 spell damage -5 seconds to the duration of each turn
astral spline	100	9	120	+7 Melee Damage +10 to Hit
Atmos Spear (extended)	150	10	NA	+10% to your maximum Hit Points Grants wearer the ability to fly Can call down lightning 5 times per day +8% chance of critical hits Grants wearer the ability for super jumps
Atmos Spear (shortened)	50	NA	NA	+20 to maximum HP Grants wearer the ability to fly Can call down lightning 5 times per day +7% chips Grants wearer the ability for super jumps
Axe Hero™ guitar	100	NA	NA	Provides a guitar-heavy soundtrack of theme music for your hero
badly bent knife	5	NA	1
baseball bat	10	NA	5
Bass-O-Matic 77	52	4	60	+4 Melee Damage
bat out of Hell	115	10	180	+10% to hit
battery whip	10	NA	NA	+1 electric damage +1 acid damage Take 1 acid damage per round of combat
beau staff	84	8	118	+8 to maximum HP
big honkin' hammer	65	5	80	-5 to Hit +8 Electric Damage
big left hook	85	6	72	+5 Strength
bionic whip	8	10	200	+16 electric damage Wraps around enemies
bland sword	20	NA	15
Blockee sword	44	3	50	+5 Strength
Blockee wand	33	3	50	+6 spell damage
Blue Elsa's blue blade	60	5	200	+10% offense +10 to hit
brass knuckles	13	NA	8	+2 Strength
iron knuckles	13	NA	8	+2 Strength
broadsword of amorphous hatred	60	5	1	+481 against the enemy of the moment
broomstick	20	NA	5	Take 5 fire damage per round of combat
bun's blade	180	17	270	+9 Melee damage +20 Reflexes Grants wearer the ability for super jumps
Burma razor	170	16	260
cat o' five tails	32	2	9	+4 Melee damage +5 foe toughness
cat o' eight paws	111	10	500	+5% better taming Adds damage from tamed animals to your attacks - for Naturalists only
Centry propeller	5	NA	NA	Bolsters your Offense when the city is under attack
ceremonial knife	100	NA	NA	+5% chance of critical hits +10% spell damage Some of critical weapon damage returned as PP
chakram	86	8	116	+6 to hit
Claw	200	15	NA	+20% chance of critical hits +12 Melee damage -5 seconds to the duration of each turn Rental equipment is lost at rollover
channeling blade	50	5	NA	+10 psychic damage - for Psions only +10 spell damage - for Psions only
cold-blooded axe	160	15	320	+10 ice damage +20% ice resistance
colossal mandible	50	4	50	+5 offense
cranky old bastard sword	190	18	154	+2% XP per combat +12 sonic damage
crop	150	11	200	+15% to initiative +5 sonic damage -10% weapon damage
crossbow stock	20	NA	1	+15 Ranged damage +3 extra ranged attack(s) per turn
cruelty-free whip	5	NA	1
cryonite club	63	5	50	+3 ice damage Successful hit weakens opponents
cyclone whip	8	NA	128	+4 foe toughness Successful hit weakens opponents (by 4 points)
data mining pick	16	NA	30	+2 damage to electronic robots
dataclub	70	6	90	Attacker takes 5 damage +10 electric damage
Delilah's shears	99	9	200	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 7 points
Diamond Dagger of Derring-Do	120	10	200	+2% XP per combat +5% weapon damage
digital rapier	45	3	56	+10 to Hit +5 to Initiative
digital saber	55	4	60	+3 Electric Damage
dimestaff	95	8	65
dongle	120	12	210	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 10 points) +10 electric damage
dragoon's lance	165	15	85	+3% of weapon damage returned as HP +5% offense
drumsticks	20	NA	114	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points)
dungeon gauntlet	85	NA	NA	No weapon fumbles, ever +5% of weapon damage returned as HP More returned when you need HP badly Picks up dungeon food
eight tentacles of fury	60	5	100	+5% better taming
energy mace	50	5	NA	+10 electric damage - for Elementals only +2% chance to stun opponents - for Elementals only
epic flail	156	14	0	+10% Strength +30 to maximum HP +4% chance of weapon fumbles Causes disastrous fumbles
epic mop	100	10	160	+10 acid damage +10% to initiative
ethereal club	65	9	90	+5% of Weapon Damage Returned as PP
extension cord	15	NA	5	+1 Electric Damage
fall's staff	8	8	130	+10% spell damage
Fighting Club	10	NA	NA	+X offense (+10/level, max: 100) +20% Strength +10 Melee damage +5% of weapon damage returned as HP You do know Jack. Specifically, Jack's physiology.
fire drill	147	13	275	+13 fire damage
fiveanddimestaff	95	8	70	+7% chips
flaming whip	30	3	35	+20 fire damage Take 3 fire damage per round of combat
flash bat	60	5	100	+10% chance of spell critical hits
foil foil	60	4	150	+10% to hit +10% dodging ability
Fortune	66	3	NA	+25% chips +20 to maximum HP +20 to maximum PP Rental equipment is lost at rollover
Frost	99	5	NA	+8 ice damage +50% ice resistance Attacker takes +8 ice damage upon successful hit Rental equipment is lost at rollover
frostbite whip	21	2	8	+4 ice damage
Frost Scaler's humongous mallet	120	12	NA	-10% to initiative +10% weapon damage +5% Strength
frying pan	57	5	54	+4 fire damage
Gallagher's mallet	110	10	175	+30 Damage to Melons
gigantic sword	130	12	225	-10 to initiative -10 to hit +10% weapon damage Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance
Gilligan's golf club	145	13	180	+10% Reflexes +6% chance of weapon fumbles +3% chance of enemy fumbles +10% to your maximum Hit Points
ginormous club	130	12	225	-10 to hit +10% chance of critical hits Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance
glowstaff	110	10	175	+10 spell damage
Gulliver's maul	130	12	180	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP +10 spell damage
hack jammer	25	NA	17	+1 sonic damage
ham banner	70	6	NA	+10 Melee Damage Exclusively given to mods
hammer	10	NA	5
Hammer	400	30	NA	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 8 points) +20% Strength +5% chance of enemy fumbles -10 seconds to the duration of each turn Rental equipment is lost at rollover
hammer time	72	6	130	-5 seconds to the duration of each turn +3 Melee damage
handle	38	2	42	No weapon fumbles, ever
hatchet	111	10	195	+5% to hit +6 psychic damage
hedge slammer	26	NA	16	+3 Strength
hoplite sword	112	10	180	+2 HP per turn Madness?
ice cool whip	167	15	500	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 10 points) +20% spell damage on ice spells Cool as Ice
icicle	30	2	5	+5 ice damage
invisible claymore	45	3	75	+5 Melee damage +5% to initiative
katana	90	8	130	+8 Reflexes
knife	7	NA	3	+2 to hit
lamp post	98	8	145	+10 Melee damage -8 to hit Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance.
larchwood staff	85	7	115	+5% Intellect
large knife	15	NA	8	+3 to hit
laser saber	75	6	68	+3 electric damage +4 dodging ability
lava pillar	160	15	130	+15 fire damage
lead pipe	20	NA	5	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 2 points)
lightning rod	137	14	235	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP +3% of weapon damage returned as HP +5 electric damage
lightning scepter	111	10	500	+10% chance of spell critical hits Your sprites act on spell critical hits - for Elementals only
long arm of the law	72	6	70	+5% Chips
long knife	80	10	150	+10% to hit Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points)
magnetized needle	10	NA	255	+1 damage to electronic robots +1 damage to positronic robots Your software triggers more consistently
Markov chain	100	10	175	Deals variable elemental damage
massive knuckles	130	12	225	+5% chance of weapon fumbles Successful hit weakens opponents (by 4 points) Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance
master's yo-yo	50	NA	NA	+10% defense -5 seconds to the duration of each turn Unlocks the Power of Yo
Mento's fleshraker wand	NA	9	200	+25% spell damage
metal club	20	NA	20
metaphoric claws	45	3	45	+3 psychic damage
mighty quill	50	5	NA	+5% Strength +5% to your maximum Hit Points +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
Misericorde of the Squid	380	40	NA	+20% to hit Successful hit weakens opponents +6% chance of critical hits
molar drill	176	15	240	+6% of weapon damage returned as HP Devastating Criticals
morning star	92	8	130	+5% of Weapon Damage Returned as PP
mourning star	105	9	165	+5% of Weapon Damage Returned as HP
municipal spear	10	NA	NA	Bolsters your Offense when the city is under attack
multiversal autohammer	100	NA	NA	+10 electric damage +5% chance of critical hits +5% item drops Rental equipment is lost at rollover
night club	82	7	90	+4 sonic damage
numbchucks	48	4	14	+6 ice damage
ORCA spawn	68	6	40
orwhal hair wand	10	15	1000	+10% spell damage +10% chance of spell critical hits -1 to the cost of combat skills
padded axe	40	2	100	Approved for use in the PvP arena +2 PvP fierce attack
padded club	40	2	100	Approved for use in the PvP arena +2 PvP standard attack
pandimensional scepter	40	9	100	-1 to the cost of combat skills +10 Spell Damage
paper machete	23	NA	15	+2 Melee Damage
peacekeeping baton	53	4	20
photo-chopper	50	4	NA	+2 fire damage +2 ice damage +2 electric damage +2 sonic damage +2 acid damage +2 psychic damage Custom item given to Corrupt Shadow
plaque buster	112	10	165	+20 to maximum PP
processor spear	50	NA	200	Your software triggers more consistently +10% spell damage on electric spells
psychic glaive	111	10	500	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP Deals psychic damage following spells - for Psions only
pugil stick	150	11	350	No weapon fumbles, ever -50% weapon damage
Quijote's spear	135	13	290	+15 increased foe toughness +20 damage to giants -50% defense against windmills
quill blade	90	12	250	+10 Melee damage +5% to hit
rapier	42	3	46
razor claw	80	10	150	+10 Melee damage Take 5 fire damage per round of combat
razor glove	120	11	300	+10 Melee damage +3% chance of critical hits +5% fire resistance
Reaper's scythe	10	NA	10	+1% of weapon damage returned as HP
righteous hook	162	15	150	+5% Strength 1% chance to stun opponents
rolled-up newspaper	35	4	56	+6 damage to animals
rubber cutlass	50	10	190	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points) +4% chance of critical hits
saw glove	140	12	255	+15 Melee Damage
Sceptre of 'Umr At-Tawil	666	50	NA	Can use a disintegration beam 10 times/day -5 seconds to the duration of each turn +10% Strength +10% Intellect +10% Reflexes
Scourge of Souls	550	55	NA	5% chance to stun opponents -10 foe toughness +50 Melee damage +10% of weapon damage returned as HP
Scythian crook	155	16	235
Shadow Mist's Iron Scythe	80	5	NA	+10 Melee damage Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points)
shaking cane	185	17	52	+5 XP per combat +11 psychic damage
shattered protest sign	3	NA	1	+2 foe toughness
shepherd's crook	35	2	100	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points) +5% effectiveness from your sidekick
short end of the stick	45	3	42	+3% item drops
shovel	28	2	18	2% chance to stun opponents
silver hammer	10	NA	NA	+10 to maximum HP +10 to maximum PP
smart axe	125	12	255	+8% of Weapon Damage Returned as HP
smartypants staff	60	5	100	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP
spark saw	152	14	260	+20 electric damage
staff of meeting	30	10	166	+15 spell damage
staff of the crusader	140	15	120	+10% Strength 12 fire damage
stage knife	45	8	125	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 3 points)
Star	99	5	NA	+25% spell damage +15% Intellect +3 PP per turn Rental equipment is lost at rollover
steel knuckles	25	NA	NA
stranglet needle	94	10	157	+10 damage to positronic robots
switchboard garrote	50	10	150	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 10 points) +10% chance of critical hits +5 Melee damage
telekinetic katana	1	10	150	+20 psychic damage
The Tenderizer's hammer	142	13	200	+8 Melee damage +15% Strength
the whole nine yards	83	7	110	+10 Strength
Thundarr's photon blade	95	8	200	+8 fire damage +8 defense
titanium mace	48	3	48
titanium pipe	38	2	32
tofu knife	100	12	210	+15 foe toughness -5 Melee damage
tonfa	76	8	110	+6 defense Causes disastrous fumbles
Torch of Nug	1400	70	NA	+50% weapon damage +50 fire damage +10% of weapon damage returned as HP
tritanium trident	78	7	50	+30% offense +10 Strength
truepenny blade	87	7	120	+5 to Hit +5 Melee Damage
turkey feather wand	10	NA	NA	+25% spell damage +5% chance of spell critical hits +5% chance of enemy fumbles Channels the power of terrible movies
ubiquitous chainsaw	30	2	30
unbalanced club	100	9	85	+3 foe toughness +6 Melee damage
universal hammer	40	6	80	+10% of weapon damage returned as HP
unleaded pipe	82	7	108	+8 Strength
wand of compensation	60	5	80	Successful hit weakens opponents
warmaking baton	82	7	104	+4 Melee damage
white noise knuckles	24	3	34	+5 damage to electronic robots
wizard's staff	5	NA	1
Wraith	33	NA	NA	+3% of weapon damage returned as HP +3% of weapon damage returned as PP +10 dodging ability +5 to initiative Rental equipment is lost at rollover
wonderbat	5	NA	1
xentrium axe	150	14	314	+10% to initiative +10 to hit