Bonus melee damage

• Bonus melee damage is applied to attacks made with Melee Weapons.
• Amounts for Skills are affected by S, the number of skill points invested in the skill.

Source	Source type	Increase	Duration	Requirements	Notes
Maul of the Cave Bear	Naturalist Combat Skill	Multiple 3 + (S/5)	one attack	Level 16	Multiple 3 + (S/5) Ranged damage 15% + S%, minimum of 20 + S to hit
Trample of the Rhino	Naturalist Combat Skill	Multiple 2.5 + (S/10)	one attack	Level 10	Multiple 2.5 + (S/10) Ranged damage 10 + 2*S + level, cap 50 to hit
Charge of the Bovine	Naturalist Combat Skill	Multiple 1.5 + (S/10)	one attack	Level 2	Multiple 1.5 + (S/10) Ranged damage 10 + S + level, cap 30 to hit
Torch of Nug	Melee weapon	50%	Always	Level 70	+50 fire damage +10% of weapon damage returned as HP
glistening fleur-de-lis	Talisman	25%	Always		+25% Ranged damage +25% offense -50% defense
Roid Rage	Item	25%	60 minutes		Obtained from suspicious syringe +100% Strength
Aqua Boy Glove Charm	Talisman	15%	Always		+5% of weapon damage returned as HP Grants wearer the ability to breathe under water Unlocks Aqua Boy's Call -20% Intellect
Desert Dan's snake rattle	Talisman	15%	Always		Attacker takes +10 sonic damage upon successful hit +20% ice resistance This game is too hard
Frost Scaler's humongous mallet	Melee weapon	10%	Always	Level 12	-10% to initiative +5% Strength
gigantic sword	Melee weapon	10%	Always	Level 12	-10 to initiative -10 to hit Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance
serpentine ion stone	Accessory	10%	Always	Level 10	+3% of weapon damage returned as HP
Super, Man	Effect	10%	35 minutes		Gained from *@=g3,8d\&fbb=-q/hk%fg +10% Ranged damage
datagun	Ranged weapon	5%	Always	Level 6	+5% to hit +5% Ranged damage
Diamond Dagger of Derring-Do	Melee weapon	5%	Always	Level 10	+2% XP per combat +5% Ranged damage
Ever-Dim Halter	Shirt	5%	Always	Level 13	+13% to your maximum Hit Points +5 damage absorption 3% chance to stun opponents
monster truck	Transportation	5%	Always	Level 8
snug breeches	Pants	5%	Always	Level 9	+5% Ranged damage
Gaius gloves	Gloves	3%	Always	Level 8
aluminum baseball bat	Melee weapon	2%	Always	Level 11	+10% to initiative
Shark's Tooth Necklace	Talisman	.5*level	Always		Unlocks Naturalists' Predatory Instincts -1 Intellect
Scourge of Souls	Melee weapon	50	Always	Level 55	5% chance to stun opponents -10 foe toughness +10% of weapon damage returned as HP
Talons of the Raptor	Naturalist Skill	3 + S + round(level/3), cap 10 + S	30 + 3*S minutes	Level 9
juggling clubs	Ranged weapon	15	Always
saw glove	Melee weapon	15	Always	Level 12
special wooden cup	Talisman	15	Always		+10% to hit +3 XP per combat -15% dodging ability
Claw	Melee weapon	12	Always	Level 15	+20% chance of critical hits -5 seconds to the duration of each turn Rental equipment is lost at rollover
Seeing Red	Item	12	180 minutes		Obtained from ruby treacle +12 Ranged damage
badger gauntlets	Gloves	10	Always	Level 5 Naturalist	+10 to-hit ability - for Naturalists only
Captain Nocturnal's Serpent Skin Pants	Pants	10	Always	Level 9	+5 HP per turn +5% chance of critical hits
coconut bikini top	Shirt	10	Always	Level 12	Only against Male Opponents. Take 1 physical damage per round of combat
Fighting Club	Melee weapon	10	Always		+X offense +20% Strength +5% of weapon damage returned as HP You do know Jack. Specifically, Jack's physiology.
ham banner	Melee weapon	10	Always	Level 6
I/O bus	Transportation	10	Always	Level 7	Only against Positronic Robots and Electronic Robots
lamp post	Melee weapon	10	Always	Level 8	-8 to hit Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance.
quill blade	Melee weapon	10	Always	Level 12	+5% to hit
razor claw	Melee weapon	10	Always	Level 10	Take 5 fire damage per round of combat
razor glove	Melee weapon	10	Always	Level 11	+3% chance of critical hits +5% fire resistance
Reticulated Roundel of Ribald Resoluteness	Offhand Item	10	Always	Level 10	+20 to maximum HP +10 Ranged damage
Shadow Mist's Iron Scythe	Melee weapon	10	Always	Level 5	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points)
Sockin' it to 'Em	Item	10	60 minutes		Obtained from lost sock
stranglet needle	Melee weapon	10	Always	Level 10	Against Positronic Robots only
The Lieforce	Talisman	10	Always		+10% Intellect +10 Ranged damage +10 sonic damage -30% psychic damage resistance
the Night Mare	Transportation	10	Always	Level 5	+10% to initiative +10 Ranged damage
Treader of the Dust's Sandals	Boots	10	Always	Level 55	+10 PP per turn Increased chance of combat adventures +10 Ranged damage -5 seconds to the duration of each turn
bun's blade	Melee weapon	9	Always	Level 17	+20 Reflexes Grants wearer the ability for super jumps
jack boots	Boots	8	Always	level 7
poly stilettos	Boots	8	Always	Level 13	+5% Reflexes +8 Ranged damage
The Tenderizer's hammer	Melee weapon	8	Always	Level 13	+15% Strength
astral spline	Melee weapon	7	Always	Level 9	+10 to hit
Got the Beat	Item	7	30 minutes		Obtained from drumsticks +7 Ranged damage
rolled-up newspaper	Melee weapon	6	Always	Level 3	Only against animals
unbalanced club	Melee weapon	6	Always	Level 9	+3 foe toughness
wakizashi	Offhand Item	6	Always	Level 8
Ace Up Your Sleeve	Item	5	60 minutes		Sometimes obtained from playing card
blue lynx pajamas	Full-body suit	5	Always	Naturalist	+5 dodging ability
Bruiser's shell shield	Offhand Item	5	Always	Level 12	+20% fire resistance Attacker takes 5 damage
frusion neoleash	Offhand Item	5	Always	Level 4
Hobbes' nail boots	Boots	5	Always		Occasionally grants a bonus tiger pounce attack if you win initiative +5% item drops Increased chance of combat adventures
invisible claymore	Melee weapon	5	Always	Level 3	+5% to initiative
metal hockey mask	Helmet	5	Always	Level 13	+5 damage absorption -5 foe toughness +5 Ranged damage Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance
Pawn of Destruction	Offhand Item	5	Always	Level 5	+5 Ranged damage +5 spell damage
plastic wrap armband	Accessory	5	Always	Level 3	+5 Ranged damage
Scratch Your Eyes Out	Item	5	60 minutes		Obtained from nail file
spiky heels	Boots	5	Always	Level 10	Attacker takes 5 damage
switchboard garrote	Melee weapon	5	Always	Level 10	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 10 points) +10% chance of critical hits
Thirsty	Item	5	120 minutes		Obtained from dehydrated water +5 Ranged damage -2 PP regen/turn
tin medal	Accessory	5	Always	Level 11	-5 seconds to the duration of each turn +10 to maximum HP +5 Ranged damage
truepenny blade	Melee weapon	5	Always	Level 7	+5 to hit
white noise knuckles	Melee weapon	5	Always	Level 3	Only against Electronic Robots
Bass-O-Matic 77	Melee weapon	4	Always	Level 4
bionic arms	Shirt	4	Always	Level 10	+8% Strength
bionic skull	Helmet	4	Always	Level 10	Only against Positronic Robots and Electronic Robots +8% Intellect
cat o' five tails	Melee weapon	4	Always	Level 2	+5 foe toughness
Mega Hurts	Effect	4	65 minutes		Gained from There's a Blog.Org for This +4 Ranged damage
warmaking baton	Melee weapon	4	Always	Level 7
Circle A	Accessory	3	Always	Level 5	+3 Ranged damage
combative 'tank' top	Shirt	3	Always	Level 9	Increased chance of combat adventures 3% chance to stun opponents +3 Ranged damage
Doctor Worm's surgical gloves	Gloves	3	Always	level 12	No weapon fumbles, ever +3 Ranged damage
filigreed foil hat	Helmet	3	Always		+3 Ranged damage +3 spell damage
hammer time	Melee weapon	3	Always	Level 6	-5 seconds to the duration of each turn
roller blades	Boots	3	Always	level 5
spiked gloves	Gloves	3	Always	level 3
Thewsday	day of the week	3	Always
data mining pick	Melee weapon	2	Always		Only against Electronic Robots
paper machete	Melee weapon	2	Always
goaty slippers	Boots	1	Always		+1 HP per turn
horse	Transportation	1	Always	Level 3
magnetized needle	Melee weapon	1	Always		Only against Positronic Robots and Electronic Robots Your software triggers more consistently
nicknack	Accessory	1	Always	Level 7	+1 foe toughness +1 Ranged damage +1 spell damage +1 damage absorption +1% item drops +1% chips +1% effectiveness from your sidekick
pirate hook	Offhand item	1	Always
plastic fangs	Accessory	1	Always
Dangerously Dour	Item	scales with level	90 minutes		Obtained from grim pill Ranged damage
Smoldering with Fury	Item	scales with level	90 minutes		Obtained from rusty brick Ranged damage Spell damage
Thunder in a Bottle	Talisman	-3	Always		Using skills costs -2 PP +10% to your maximum PP Unlocks Elementals' Core Tap
Bubble Bauble	Talisman	-5	Always		Foes never have critical hits +10% defense Regenerates HP as a function of level No critical hits, ever -5 Ranged damage
tofu knife	Melee weapon	-5	Always	Level 12	+15 foe toughness
celestial snarl	Talisman	-10	Always		+3 PP per turn -10 Ranged damage -20% Strength -20% fire resistance
crop	Melee weapon	-10%	Always	Level 11	+15% to initiative +5 sonic damage
pugil stick	Melee weapon	-50%	Always	Level 11	No weapon fumbles, ever

Notes

• Discovering the bonus on Thewsday was part of the March 2009 spading bounty.