XP modifiers

• Most XP modifiers apply to both combat and noncombat adventures.
• XP modifiers from Sidekicks apply only to combat adventures.
• Percentile modifiers are applied before constant modifiers.
• Amounts for Skills are affected by S, the number of skill points invested in the skill.

Source	Source type	Increase	Duration	Requirements	Notes
Euphoria	Item	100%	60 minutes		Obtained from white pill and liao +4 damage absorption +100% to max HP Due Utter Wretchedness all effects are in practice halved
PKD'd	Effect	20%	35 minutes		Gained from *@=g3,8d\&fbb=-q/hk%fg +10 seconds to the duration of each turn
remainder cell phone	Offhand Item	13%	Always		+30 seconds to the duration of each turn
Entranced	Item	10%	90 minutes		Obtained from Elixir of experience
Overjoyed	Effect	10%	120 minutes		Gained from defeating Captain Buzzkill
Scintillating	Item	10%	120 minutes		Obtained from dulce de diamante
Aura: Keen Observation	Psion Skill	1% + (S/2)%	30 minutes	Level 8	+20% + S% chips
Electric with Excitement	Effect	5%	35 minutes		Gained from using throwing star - magnetar in combat, sometimes
Soda-Licious	Item	5%	60 minutes		Obtained from Tanzanian cola
torc of antiquity	Accessory	5%	Always	Level 18	-10% Intellect
medieval plate	Full-body suit	4%	Always	Level 18	-10 to initiative +10% defense
ryme of the ancient mariner	Accessory	3%+5	Always	Level 18
The Dingo's Lotus	Transportation	3%	Always	Level 9
armpit britches	Pants	2%	Always	Level 18	+14 to maximum HP
blue chip socks	Accessory	2%	Always	Level 10	+10 foe toughness
cranky old bastard sword	Melee weapon	2%	Always	Level 18	+12 sonic damage
Diamond Dagger of Derring-Do	Melee weapon	2%	Always	Level 10	+5% weapon damage
flinty beret	Helmet	2%	Always	Level 18	+10 dodging ability
grandpa's flannel shirt	Shirt	2%	Always	Level 18	+10 to maximum PP
Yith	Companion	Scaling, cap ~100	240 minutes	Level 15	Obtained from summoning cone Also attacks foes
Knight Writer	Companion	50-99	120 minutes	Level 15	Obtained from knight Quill Also attracts villains
Last Nostronomian	Companion	?, cap 20	120 minutes		Obtained from Nostronomian signal whistle or Trapped! Also attacks foes
Old friend	Companion	?, cap 20	60 minutes		Obtained from phone number
Ice sculptor	Sidekick	(Level-1)-(Level+2), cap 20	Full-time		Enabled by using Fahrenheit 4 - 5.1 Also does ice damage
Clockwork spider	Companion	Level dependent, up to 8-20	180 minutes		Obtained from clockwork spider
On Camera	Software	10/15	∞		Obtained from running IMyself blog software
Surfing for Lulz	Software	10/15	∞		Obtained from running personal copy of the internet
Robot with a heart of gold	Companion	6-14	120 minutes		Obtained from robot with a heart of gold
A Case of the Jazz	Item	10	30 minutes		Obtained from blue pill +15 Intellect
blunderbuss	Ranged weapon	10	Always	Level 18	3% chance to stun opponents
Pallid Mask	Helmet	10	Always	Level 70	+20% Strength +20% Intellect +20% Reflexes
Amazing Technicolor Dreampants	Pants	1*Level, cap 10	One turn		When trigger Blue Provides other beneficial results
Gwneuthurwr Deganau's hunllef puzzle	Accessory	1*Level, cap 10	One turn		When trigger Blue Provides other beneficial results
prismatic sports bra	Shirt	1*Level, cap 10	One turn		When trigger Mauve Provides other beneficial results
three-speed bicycle shorts (first gear)	Pants	1*Level, cap 10	Always		-5 seconds to the duration of each turn +10 dodging ability
Snowsinger	Companion	5-9	30 minutes	packing snow	Obtained from snowy song sheet Also attacks foes
antique shield	Offhand Item	8	Always	Level 18	+12% resist fire, ice, electric, and acid damage
foyal crown	Helmet	7	Always	Level 8	+20% base metal drops
n-barreled shotgun (triple)	Ranged weapon	6	Always	Level 3	+2 extra attack(s) per turn
dainty glasses	Accessory	5	Always	Level 10
dateless gloves	Gloves	5	Always	Level 18	+9 Strength
datapants	Pants	5	Always	Level 6	-5 seconds to the duration of each turn
Documentarian	Sidekick	Level/2 - Level/2+2, cap 5	Always		Enabled at Firebird College at Philbin‎
In Communicado	Item	5	60 minutes		Obtained from lost phone
insanely super bowl helmet	Helmet	5	Always		+10 foe toughness +10% Intellect - for Psions only
metaphoric shoes	Boots	5	Always	Level 18	-1 HP per turn +8 to initiative
multiversal HUD	Helmet	5	Always		+10% Intellect +5% chance of spell critical hits. Rental equipment is lost at rollover
rock-salt gun	Ranged weapon	5	Always	Level 17	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 10 points)
shaking cane	Melee weapon	5	Always	Level 17	+11 psychic damage
venerable beads necklace	Accessory	5	Always	Level 18	+10 sonic damage
Viking Games jersey	Shirt	5	Always		+10% Strength +10% Reflexes +5% to your maximum Hit Points +5% to initiative
dragon earrings	Accessory	4	Always	Level 8
embossed emblem	Accessory	4	Always	Level 4	3% chance to stun opponents
Subscriber's Exclusive jacket	Shirt	4	Always		Regenerates PP as a function of level Wearing the jacket gets you exclusive subscription vouchers
data platemail	Full-body suit	3	Always	Level 13	Your software triggers more consistently
PDA	Accessory	3	Always	Level 7
special wooden cup	Talisman	3	Always		+10% to hit +15 Melee damage -15% dodging ability
Universal Unitard of Ultimate Utility	Full-body suit	3	Always	Level 10	+5% Strength +5% Intellect +5% Reflexes -10 seconds to the duration of each turn
verse of the dodo	Accessory	3	Always	Level 6
Virtual Reality helmet	Helmet	3	Always		Wearer occasionally gains extra stat points Your software triggers more consistently
warlord's helmet	Helmet	3	Always	Level 9	+5% chips
Game Informant	Companion	1-3	90 minutes		Obtained from dusty game cartridge Also identifies weaknesses or lowers defence
Fledgling elemental hero	Companion	1-3	30 minutes		Obtained from cryptonase
enriched lump	Offhand Item	2	Always
Eyes Only	Item	2	60 minutes		Obtained from spy dossier
graphite chalk	Offhand Item	2	Always
infrared flair	Accessory	2	Always	Level 6	Infinitesimally increased odds of finding an ultra-rare. Moderately increased odds of finding nonseizium.
It's in the Cards	Item	2	60 minutes		Obtained from Playing card
lab coat	Shirt	2	Always	Level 8	+5% Intellect
oil paints	Offhand Item	2	Always
yule step-stool	Offhand Item	2	Always
Zion's helm	Helmet	2	Always	Level 5	Madness?
digital voice recorder	Accessory	1	Always
underpowered PDA	Accessory	1	Always	Level 5
Cosmic jester	Sidekick	?	Full-time		Enabled by using Rigoletto's Compleat Jester kit When tuned to XP Can provide other effects
Ponderous dove	Companion	?	60 minutes		Obtained from ponderous dove
Psychoanalyst	Sidekick	?	Full-time		Enabled by using Elijah bot
forget-me knot	Offhand Item	-2	Always	Level 7	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP
Hardy Rester	Item	-20%	60 minutes		Obtained from candied laurels and laurel root beer +20 Strength +20 Intellect +20 Reflexes
tainted ankh	Talisman	-25%	Always		+25% Strength +25% Intellect +25% Reflexes
corrupt amulet	Talisman	-50%	Always		+50% Strength +50% Intellect +50% Reflexes Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance.
Utter Wretchedness	Item	-50%	240 minutes		Obtained from liao, suspicious syringe, and white pill -2 damage absorption -50% to max HP
polluted charm	Talisman	-75%	Always		+75% Strength +75% Intellect +75% Reflexes