XP modifiers

• Most XP modifiers apply to both combat and noncombat adventures.
• XP modifiers from Sidekicks apply only to combat adventures.
• Percentile modifiers are applied before constant modifiers.
• Amounts for Skills are affected by S, the number of skill points invested in the skill.

Source	Source type	Increase	Duration	Requirements	Notes
Euphoria	Item	100%	60 minutes		Obtained from white pill and liao +4 damage absorption +100% to max HP Due Utter Wretchedness all effects are in practice halved
PKD'd	Effect	20%	35 minutes		Gained from *@=g3,8d\&fbb=-q/hk%fg +10 seconds to the duration of each turn
remainder cell phone	Offhand Item	13%	Always		+30 seconds to the duration of each turn
Entranced	Item	10%	90 minutes		Obtained from Elixir of experience
Overjoyed	Adventure	10%	120 minutes		Obtained from defeating Captain Buzzkill
Scintillating	Item	10%	120 minutes		Obtained from dulce de diamante
Aura: Keen Observation	Psion Skill	1% + (S/2)%	30 minutes	Level 8	+20% + S% chips
Electric with Excitement	Effect	5%	35 minutes		gained from using throwing star - magnetar in combat, sometimes
Soda-Licious	Item	5%	60 minutes		Obtained from Tanzanian cola
torc of antiquity	Accessory	5%	Always	Level 18	-10% Intellect
medieval plate	Full-body suit	4%	Always	Level 18	-10 to initiative +10% defense
ryme of the ancient mariner	Accessory	3%+5	Always	Level 18
The Dingo's Lotus	Transportation	3%	Always	Level 9
armpit britches	Pants	2%	Always	Level 18	+14 to maximum HP
blue chip socks	Accessory	2%	Always	Level 10	+10 foe toughness
cranky old bastard sword	Melee weapon	2%	Always	Level 18	+12 sonic damage
Diamond Dagger of Derring-Do	Melee weapon	2%	Always	Level 10	+5% weapon damage
flinty beret	Helmet	2%	Always	Level 18	+10 dodging ability
grandpa's flannel shirt	Shirt	2%	Always	Level 18	+10 to maximum PP
Yith	Sidekick	Scaling, cap ~100	240 minutes	Level 15	Obtained from summoning cone Also attacks foes
Old friend	Sidekick	cap 20	60 minutes		Obtained from phone number
Ice sculptor	Sidekick	(Level-1)-(Level+2), cap 20	Full-time		Enabled by using Fahrenheit 4 - 5.1 Also does ice damage
Clockwork spider	Sidekick	Level dependent, up to 8-20	180 minutes		Obtained from clockwork spider
On Camera	Software	10/15	∞		Obtained from running IMyself blog software
Surfing for Lulz	Software	10/15	∞		Obtained from running personal copy of the internet
Robot with a heart of gold	Sidekick	6-13	120 minutes		Obtained from robot with a heart of gold
A Case of the Jazz	Item	10	30 minutes		Obtained from blue pill +15 Intellect
blunderbuss	Ranged weapon	10	Always	Level 18	3% chance to stun opponents
Pallid Mask	Helmet	10	Always	Level 70	+20% Strength +20% Intellect +20% Reflexes
Amazing Technicolor Dreampants	Pants	1*Level, cap 10	One turn		When trigger Blue Provides other beneficial results
Gwneuthurwr Deganau's hunllef puzzle	Accessory	1*Level, cap 10	One turn		When trigger Blue Provides other beneficial results
prismatic sports bra	Shirt	1*Level, cap 10	One turn		When trigger Mauve Provides other beneficial results
three-speed bicycle shorts (first gear)	Pants	1*Level, cap 10	Always		-5 seconds to the duration of each turn +10 dodging ability
antique shield	Offhand Item	8	Always	Level 18	+12% resist fire, ice, electric, and acid damage
foyal crown	Helmet	7	Always	Level 8	+20% base metal drops
n-barreled shotgun (triple)	Ranged weapon	6	Always	Level 3	+2 extra attack(s) per turn
dainty glasses	Accessory	5	Always	Level 10
dateless gloves	Gloves	5	Always	Level 18	+9 Strength
datapants	Pants	5	Always	Level 6	-5 seconds to the duration of each turn
Documentarian	Sidekick	Level/2 - Level/2+2, cap 5	Always		Enabled at Firebird College at Philbin‎
In Communicado	Item	5	60 minutes		Obtained from lost phone
insanely super bowl helmet	Helmet	5	Always		+10 foe toughness +10% Intellect - for Psions only
metaphoric shoes	Boots	5	Always	Level 18	-1 HP per turn +8 to initiative
multiversal HUD	Helmet	5	Always		+10% Intellect +5% chance of spell critical hits. Rental equipment is lost at rollover
rock-salt gun	Ranged weapon	5	Always	Level 17	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 10 points)
shaking cane	Melee weapon	5	Always	Level 17	+11 psychic damage
venerable beads necklace	Accessory	5	Always	Level 18	+10 sonic damage
Viking Games jersey	Shirt	5	Always		+10% Strength +10% Reflexes +5% to your maximum Hit Points +5% to initiative
dragon earrings	Accessory	4	Always	Level 8
embossed emblem	Accessory	4	Always	Level 4	3% chance to stun opponents
Subscriber's Exclusive jacket	Shirt	4	Always		Regenerates PP as a function of level Wearing the jacket gets you exclusive subscription vouchers
data platemail	Full-body suit	3	Always	Level 13	Improved computer interaction
PDA	Accessory	3	Always	Level 7
special wooden cup	Talisman	3	Always		+10% to hit +15 Melee damage -15% dodging ability
Universal Unitard of Ultimate Utility	Full-body suit	3	Always	Level 10	+5% Strength +5% Intellect +5% Reflexes -10 seconds to the duration of each turn
verse of the dodo	Accessory	3	Always	Level 6
Virtual Reality helmet	Helmet	3	Always		Wearer occasionally gains extra stat points Improved computer interaction
warlord's helmet	Helmet	3	Always	Level 9	+5% chips
Fledgling elemental hero	Sidekick	1-3	30 minutes		Obtained from Cryptonase
enriched lump	Offhand Item	2	Always
Eyes Only	Item	2	60 minutes		Obtained from spy dossier
graphite chalk	Offhand Item	2	Always
infrared flair	Accessory	2	Always	Level 6	Infinitesimally increased odds of finding an ultra-rare. Moderately increased odds of finding nonseizium.
It's in the Cards	Item	2	60 minutes		Obtained from Playing card
lab coat	Shirt	2	Always	Level 8	+5% Intellect
oil paints	Offhand Item	2	Always
yule step-stool	Offhand Item	2	Always
Zion's helm	Helmet	2	Always	Level 5
digital voice recorder	Accessory	1	Always
underpowered PDA	Accessory	1	Always	Level 5
Cosmic jester	Sidekick	?	Full-time		Enabled by using Rigoletto's Compleat Jester kit When tuned to XP Can provide other effects
Ponderous dove	Sidekick	?	60 minutes		Obtained from ponderous dove
Psychoanalyst	Sidekick	?	Full-time		Enabled by using Elijah bot
forget-me knot	Offhand Item	-2	Always	Level 7	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP
tainted ankh	Talisman	-25%	Always		+25% Strength +25% Intellect +25% Reflexes
corrupt amulet	Talisman	-50%	Always		+50% Strength +50% Intellect +50% Reflexes Gives wearer a slightly brutish appearance.
Utter Wretchedness	Item	-50%	240 minutes		Obtained from white pill and liao -2 damage absorption -50% to max HP
polluted charm	Talisman	-75%	Always		+75% Strength +75% Intellect +75% Reflexes