Assembly Items

Assembly takes place on the workbench.

Items	Creates	Category	Power	Level Required	Autosell Value	Benefit
candy shell + Snackers candy bar	acclaim bar	Miscellaneous Item	NA	3	100	Sugar
aqua melior + green residue	age pill	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	375	Gives Nicely Aged effect
alien mineral water + positronic computer	alien-cooled computer	Miscellaneous Item	2	8	600	Computer +4% fire resistance
larchwood staff + Xelor watch	archron's staff	Melee weapon	60	7	125	+10 spell damage -5 seconds to the duration of each turn
pegasus + xentrium barding	armored pegasus	Transportation	NA	12	1000	Grants wearer the ability to fly -10 seconds to the duration of each turn
Schrodinger's Box + Thunder in a Bottle	Astral Monkey's Paw Necklace	Talisman	NA	NA	NA	+15% Strength +10% to your maximum Hit Points -5% Intellect
signal processing code + financial spreadsheet code	Astral Stock Exchange software	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Betting on the Stars
athelas leaf + cup of herbal tea	athelas tea	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	1	HP Restoration
nonseizium + transparent tincture	atmosphereum slurry	Miscellaneous Item	NA	6	200	Sugar Gives Slurried effect
smoldering ash + baseball bat	bat out of Hell	Melee weapon	115	10	180	+10% to hit
aqua melior + russet lump	berry pills	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	375	Gives Plump with Laughter effect
ion + ion	bion	Offhand Item	NA	8	70	+4% item drops +32% base metal drops
bion + laser cannon	bionic cannon	Ranged weapon	107	10	200	+8 fire damage +8 electric damage Take 2 fire damage per round of combat Take 2 electric damage per round of combat No weapon fumbles, ever.
black flakes + blank white card	black card	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	75	Combat usable
gloveless fingers + fingerless gloves	black gloves	Gloves	9	8	128	+4% chance of critical hits.
glob of goo + playing card	blank white card	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50	Gives Nomic effect
playing card + wight out	blank white card	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50	Gives Nomic effect
Blockee blocks + athelas leaf	Blockee potion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50	HP Restoration
Blockee blocks + lustrous liquid	Blockee potion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50	HP Restoration
black hood + pile of bricks	blockheaded hat	Helmet	57	10	155	+3 damage absorption -33% Intellect
blue chip + jack boots	blue chip socks	Accessory	NA	10	3,000	+2% XP per combat +10 foe toughness
processor spear + blue smoke darts	blue lawn dart	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Combat usable
wad of cashmere + grey wolf pajamas	blue lynx pajamas	Full-body suit	60	N/A	500	+5 dodging ability +5 melee damage - for Naturalists only
fanblades + blue smoke	blue smoke darts	Ranged weapon	25	NA	300	Improved computer interaction +10% spell damage on electric spells
aqua melior + golden powder	box pill	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	375	Gives Well Packaged effect
ionic overthruster + amethyst ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + aquamarine ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + brain coral ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + citrine ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + coral ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + fire opal ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + garnet ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + iolite ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + jade ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + jasper ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + lapis lazuli ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + liquid crystal ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + olivine ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + onyx ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + serpentine ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + spinel ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
ionic overthruster + topaz ion stone	brain coral ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Psions only +15% spell damage on psychic spells -1 to the cost of combat skills
pile of bricks + pile of bricks	brick outhouse	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	150	Can be used as a resting tool.
lead pipe + pile of bricks	brick wall	Offhand Item	39	9	145	+10 damage absorption -33% strength
aqua melior + greyish scobs	bug pill	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	375	Gives The Bee's Knees effect
blank white card + squidopus ink	calling card	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	75	Combat usable
wad of cashmere + candy shell	candy covered cashmere	Miscellaneous Item	NA	5	20	Sugar Gives Cashmere Mouth effect
candy shell + string necklace	candy necklace	Accessory	NA	NA	90	Sugar +20% sugar item drops
cashmere scarf + cashmere scarf	cashmere mobius scarf	Accessory	NA	5	80	-5 seconds to the duration of each turn
cashmere yarn + cashmere yarn	cashmere scarf	Accessory	NA	5	40	+5% chips +5% ice resistance
wad of cashmere + wad of cashmere	cashmere yarn	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	20
cruelty-free whip + oculum felis	cat o' eight paws	Melee weapon	111	10	500	+5% better taming Adds damage from tamed animals to your attacks - for Naturalists only
eight tentacles of fury + oculum felis	cat o' eight paws	Melee weapon	111	10	500	+5% better taming Adds damage from tamed animals to your attacks - for Naturalists only
high-tech slingshot + photonic chiller	chill slingshot	Ranged weapon	111	10	500	+1 extra ranged attack(s) per turn Gets progressively cooler with more hits - for Gadgeteers only
tubular slingshot + photonic chiller	chill slingshot	Ranged weapon	111	10	500	+1 extra ranged attack(s) per turn Gets progressively cooler with more hits - for Gadgeteers only
tincture of tail + red claw	Clegg's elixir	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Gives Electric Smile effect
arm streamers + two coconut halves	coconut bikini top	Shirt	65	12	180	Take 1 physical damage per round of combat +10 damage to male foes
handle + servomotor	control arm	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	90	jetpack component
control arm + one-armed harness	control frame	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	120	jetpack component
physiology scan code + signal processing code	control software	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	jetpack component
PDA + control software	control unit	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	100	jetpack component
lustrous liquid + russet lump	cordial of cogitation	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Gives Contemplative effect
lover's locket, left half + lover's locket, creepy half	creepy locket	Accessory	NA	9	150	+1% of weapon damage returned as HP +1% of weapon damage returned as PP
transparent tincture + compressed data	data draught	Miscellaneous Item	NA	10	230	Sugar Gives Moore Power effect
scale mail + data plate	data platemail	Full-body suit	140	13	300	Improved computer interaction. +3 XP per turn
silver comPutty + scriptlet Nineveh	databelt	Accessory	NA	6	90	+4 HP per turn +4 PP per turn
silver comPutty + scriptlet Iram	databoots	Boots	7	6	90	+5% Reflexes +10 offense
silver comPutty + scriptlet Beth-zur	dataclub	Melee weapon	70	6	90	+5% Reflexes +10 offense
silver comPutty + scriptlet Sidon	datachoker	Accessory	NA	6	90	+5% to your maximum Hit Points +10 dodging ability
silver comPutty + scriptlet Kadesh	datagloves	Gloves	7	6	90	5% chance to stun opponents +5 electric damage
silver comPutty + scriptlet Ekron	datagun	Ranged weapon	70	6	90	+5% to hit +5% weapon damage
silver comPutty + scriptlet Ur	datahat	Helmet	30	6	90	+5% to your maximum Power Points +5 electric damage
silver comPutty + scriptlet Hebron	datapants	Pants	35	6	90	+5 XP per combat -5 seconds to the duration of each turn
silver comPutty + scriptlet Jericho	datashield	Offhand Item	25	6	90	+10 dodging ability +5 electric damage
silver comPutty + scriptlet Antioch	datashirt	Shirt	35	6	90	+5 electric damage Improved computer interaction
the bomb + bowler	demolition derby	Helmet	36	6	74	+2 fire damage
metal medal of mettle + metal medal of mettle	denser mettle medal	Accessory	NA	NA	NA	+2 Strength +2 Intellect +2 Reflexes
cosmic crystals + cosmic crystals	depleted dust	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	0	Gives the Cosmic Concentration effect when assembled.
financial spreadsheet code + statistical analysis code	Destitute Dick's Penny-Pincher Program	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Financial Prudence
rapier + gyro stabilizer	digital rapier	Melee weapon	42	3	46	+10 to hit +5 to initiative
baggy cargo pants + electronic cabling	discount pants	Pants	22	NA	22	+3% item drops -3 Reflexes -3 to initiative
cosmic crystals + nicknack	disposable instant camera	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	160	Combat usable
tincture of tooth + lizard tail	double plus good draught	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	300	HP Restoration
lustrous liquid + green residue	draft of dexterity	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Gives Flexible effect
wad of cashmere + pitch black pajamas	dress pajamas	Full-body suit	60	N/A	500	+5 to initiative +5 ranged damage - for Gadgeteers only
uncut diamond + transparent tincture	dulce de diamante	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	230	Sugar Gives dulce de diamante effect
cruelty-free whip + octopus player	eight tentacles of fury	Miscellaneous Item	60	5	100	+5% better taming
lustrous liquid + greyish scobs	elixir of experience	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Gives Entranced effect
seventh of nine + gold foil	embossed emblem	Accessory	NA	4	150	+4% XP per combat 3% chance to stun opponents
uncut emerald + transparent tincture	emerald nectar	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	200	Sugar Gives Green Thumb effect
candy shell + chocolate chip	en 'n' ens	Miscellaneous Item	NA	5	100	Sugar
Rainbow's Ark pill + Blue Oxford drink	Exigen-C cocktail	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	150	Caffeine
long arm of the law + the other other hand	extendable hand	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	120
transparent tincture + eagle feather	feather fluid	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	300	Component
gold foil + baseball cap	filigreed foil hat	Helmet	15	NA	100	+3 weapon damage (ranged or melee) +3 spell damage
padded tights + webbed sand	filter	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	30	jetpack component
ionic overthruster + amethyst ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + aquamarine ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + brain coral ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + citrine ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + coral ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + fire opal ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + garnet ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + iolite ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + jade ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + jasper ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + lapis lazuli ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + liquid crystal ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + olivine ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + onyx ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + serpentine ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + spinel ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
ionic overthruster + topaz ion stone	fire opal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Elementals only +15% spell damage on fire spells +15% spell damage on electric spells +3 PP per turn
shattered protest sign + sparkler	fizzler	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	40	Damage
wonderbat + inactive strobe drone	flash bat	Melee weapon	60	5	100	+10% chance of spell critical hits
digital rapier + gold foil	foil foil	Melee weapon	60	4	150	+10% to hit +10% dodging ability
gold foil + pile of bricks	foil's gold bricks	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	555	Combat usable
caffeine pill + cup of coffee	fortified coffee	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	32	Caffeine
gold foil + royal crown	foyal crown	Helmet	45	8	200	+7 XP per combat +20% base metal drops
aqua melior + compressed data	fragmented powder	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	270	Gives 1 intellect, 1 reflexes, 1 strength, 1 max HP, and 1 max PP
hands-free pan + pan handle	frying pan	Melee weapon	57	5	54	+4 fire damage
fire bladder + filter	fuel	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	80	jetpack component
fuel + empty tank	fuel tank	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	130	jetpack component
trilobyte + trilowatt computer	functioning trilowatt computer	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	60
city map code + signal processing code	Garcia's Traffic Avoider software‎	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Seeking Solitude
needler + smart bandages	gauze rifle	Ranged weapon	80	9	160	+3 HP per turn +5% to hit
city map code + physiology scan code	GigantoFirm LookOut Calendar	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Prepunctuality
denim pants + gold foil	gilded leggings	Pants	15	NA	100	+2 HP per turn
peacekeeping baton + pinata	Gingerette hard candy	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	20	Sugar
wad of cashmere + bunny slippers	goaty slippers	Boots	4	N/A	40	+1 Melee damage +1 HP per turn
Blockee blocks + golden powder	gold Blockee blocks	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	333
blank white card + gold foil	gold gift card	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	600	Gives 600 chips
gold foil + denim jacket	gold-plated poncho	Shirt	15	NA	100	+2 PP per turn
golden powder + lottery ticket	golden ticket	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	165	Creates other items
golden apple + lottery ticket	golden ticket	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	165	Creates other items
work gloves + gold foil	goldfinger gloves	Gloves	7	6	200	+8% chips
fish whiskas + gold foil	goldfish whiskas	Accessory	NA	4	100	+7% item drops
glob of goo + shell casing	goo bomb	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	180	Combat usable
blank white card + green residue	green card	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	75	Gives Permitted effect
boot polish + white elephant gift	grey elephant	Miscellaneous Item	NA	12	40	Gives Never Forgets effect
aqua melior + black flakes	grim pill	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	375	Gives Dangerously Dour effect
beanbag cannon + Guatemalan pepperjuice	Guatemalan pepper cannon	Ranged weapon	80	7	100	Successful hit weakens opponents (by 5 points).
control unit + gyro stabilizer	guidance system	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	120	jetpack component
candy shell + sour gumball	gum in three acts	Miscellaneous Item	NA	5	90	Sugar
big honkin' hammer + Xelor watch	hammer time	Melee weapon	72	6	130	-5 seconds to the duration of each turn +3 Melee damage
control unit + gyro stabilizer	handle	Melee weapon	38	2	42	No weapon fumbles jetpack component
trylon strap + trylon strap	harness	Shirt	30	5	65	+2% item drops jetpack component
denser mettle medal + denser mettle medal	heavy mettle medal	Accessory	NA	NA	NA	+4 Strength +4 Intellect +4 Reflexes
army boots + taut sinew	high-jump boots	Boots	7	6	80	Grants wearer the ability for super jumps
newt leather + denim pants	hot pockets	Pants	15	3	55	Take 2 fire damage per round of combat +50% ice resistance +2 fire damage
pocket van de graf generator + smoldering ash	hot potato	Offhand Item	NA	11	190	+10% reflexes
big honkin' hammer + ice cool galoshes	ice cool hairgel	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	100	Gives Ice Cool Hair effect
big honkin' hammer + ice cool jacket	ice cool hairgel	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	100	Gives Ice Cool Hair effect
big honkin' hammer + ice cool shades	ice cool hairgel	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	100	Gives Ice Cool Hair effect
city map code + statistical analysis code	IMyself blog software	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	On Camera
big honkin' hammer + amethyst ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + aquamarine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + brain coral ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + citrine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + coral ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + fire opal ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + garnet ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + iolite ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + jade ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + jasper ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + lapis lazuli ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + liquid crystal ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + olivine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + onyx ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + serpentine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + spinel ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
big honkin' hammer + topaz ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + amethyst ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + aquamarine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + brain coral ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + citrine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + coral ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + fire opal ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + garnet ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + iolite ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + jade ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + jasper ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + lapis lazuli ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + liquid crystal ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + olivine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + onyx ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + serpentine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + spinel ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
hammer + topaz ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + amethyst ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + aquamarine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + brain coral ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + citrine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + coral ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + fire opal ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + garnet ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + iolite ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + jade ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + jasper ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + lapis lazuli ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + liquid crystal ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + olivine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + onyx ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + serpentine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + spinel ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
metal carbide hammer + topaz ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + amethyst ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + aquamarine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + brain coral ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + citrine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + coral ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + fire opal ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + garnet ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + iolite ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + jade ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + jasper ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + lapis lazuli ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + liquid crystal ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + olivine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + onyx ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + serpentine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + spinel ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
universal hammer + topaz ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + amethyst ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + aquamarine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + brain coral ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + citrine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + coral ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + fire opal ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + garnet ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + iolite ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + jade ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + jasper ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + lapis lazuli ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + liquid crystal ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + olivine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + onyx ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + serpentine ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + spinel ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
volcanic hammers + topaz ion stone	ion	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Combat usable
ion + groundwater	ionic tonic	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	On Use: Regain 45-65 PP Combat usable
ion + alien mineral water	ionic mineral water	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	121	Regain 80-100 PP
can of Gingerelle + Ivory Coast spices	Ivory Coast ginger beer	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	25	Sugar
jawbruiser + sour coating	jaw clencher	Miscellaneous Item	NA	4	60	Sugar
glob of goo + laser cannon	jury-rigged splatter	Ranged weapon	1	10	150	+20 acid damage
gold foil + comically oversized key	key to the city	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	1000
shattered protest sign + shattered protest sign	kindling	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	2
athelas leaf + smart bandages	king's bandages	Miscellaneous Item	NA	5	1	HP Restoration
legal briefs + polyester suit	law suit	Full-body suit	110	10	220	+10 psychic damage Take 1 psychic damage per round of combat -20% chips
feather fluid + red claw	leached liquid	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Gives Leechery effect
flash bat + pandimensional scepter	lightning scepter	Melee weapon	111	5	500	+10% chance of spell critical hits Your sprites act on spell critical hits - for Elementals only
wonderbat + pandimensional scepter	lightning scepter	Melee weapon	111	5	500	+10% chance of spell critical hits Your sprites act on spell critical hits - for Elementals only
ionic overthruster + amethyst ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + aquamarine ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + brain coral ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + citrine ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + coral ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + fire opal ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + garnet ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + iolite ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + jade ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + jasper ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + lapis lazuli ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + liquid crystal ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + olivine ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + onyx ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + serpentine ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + spinel ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
ionic overthruster + topaz ion stone	liquid crystal ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Gadgeteers only +10% Ranged damage +3 HP per turn
long arm of the law + string bowstring	long string bow	Ranged weapon	95	10	175	+15 damage to positronic robots Impeded computer interaction
taut sinew + long arm of the law	longbow of the law	Ranged weapon	72	6	78	+5% chips
lover's locket, left half + lover's locket, right half	lover's locket	Accessory	NA	9	150	+2 HP per turn +2 PP per turn
army boots + pile of bricks	low-jump boots	Boots	10	9	138	+1 damage absorption -33% Reflexes
tincture of tooth + red claw	lupine liquor	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Gives Wolfed Out effect
city map code + financial spreadsheet code	MacRuff's Mercantile Monitor software	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Targeting Trouble
data plate + hammer	mangled data plate	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	20	Can be decrypted
memory tube + smuggler's box	memory box	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	98	Combat usable
bag of throwing starfish + long arm of the law	morning star	Melee weapon	92	8	130	+5% of weapon damage returned as PP
gears + transformer	motor	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	46	Gives Automatic for the Weapon effect jetpack component
teardrop gem + the whole nine yards	mourning star	Melee weapon	105	9	165	+5% of weapon damage returned as HP
blue smoke darts + Municipal Targeting Network	municipal darts	Ranged weapon	10	NA	NA	Bolsters your Offense when the city is under attack
processor spear + Municipal Targeting Network	municipal spear	Melee weapon	10	NA	NA	Bolsters your Offense when the city is under attack
unbranded jalopy + glob of goo	mysterious machine	Transportation	NA	8	130	+1 electric damage +1 sonic damage +1 acid damage
newt leather + denim jacket	newt leather jacket	Shirt	15	3	55	Take 2 fire damage per round of combat +2 PP per turn +2 fire damage
knit cap + pathway imager	night cap	Helmet	40	6	100	Improved resting.
night cap + long arm of the law	night club	Melee weapon	82	7	190	+4 sonic damage
control arm + sturdy harness	one-armed harness	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	80	jetpack component
Schrodinger's Box + Astral Monkey's Paw Necklace	Orb of Insight	Talisman	NA	NA	NA	+15% Intellect +20% to the duration of auras -5% Reflexes
nanoprocessor + underpowered PDA	PDA	Accessory	NA	7	80	+3 XP per combat jetpack component
harmonica + laser cannon	Pachelbel's cannon	Ranged weapon	85	7	120	+5 sonic damage
outraged political flyer + outraged political flyer	paper mache	Miscellaneous Item	NA	1	1	Component
rave flyer + rave flyer	paper mache	Miscellaneous Item	NA	1	1	Component
outraged political flyer + rave flyer	paper mache	Miscellaneous Item	NA	1	1	Component
Pax Verde life-time membership card + Pax Verde life-time membership card	paper mache	Miscellaneous Item	NA	1	1	Component
paper mache + baseball bat	paper machete	Melee weapon	23	NA	15	+2 Melee damage
pearl of wisdom + pearl of wisdom	pearl jam	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	80	Component
pearl of wisdom + platinum necklace	pearl necklace	Accessory	0	5	120	+6% psychic damage resistance
athelas leaf + budge frownies	perfectly normal brownies	Miscellaneous Item	NA	2	10	Sugar
ball of strings + dust mountain dust	pet dust bunny	Offhand Item	NA	10	600	Attacker takes +10% electric damage upon successful hit Impeded computer interaction
lustrous liquid + golden powder	philtre of fortune	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Gives Feeling Lucky effect
paper mache + paper mache	pinata	Miscellaneous Item	NA	1	15	Gives Feelin' Festive effect
razzberry sticker + white elephant gift	pink elephant	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	NA	Gives Pink'd effect
wad of cashmere + pure white pajamas	positive thinking pajamas	Full-body suit	60	NA	500	+5% chips +5 psychic damage - for Psions only
feather fluid + red tooth	potion of invisibility	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Gives Indivisible effect
tincture of tail + eagle feather	potion of the indoors	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Gives Very Sheltered effect
wad of cashmere + lightning yellow pajamas	power company pajamas	Full-body suit	60	N/A	500	+5 spell damage +5 electric damage - for Elementals only
mouse's fang + processor pin	processor spear	Melee weapon	50	NA	200	Improved computer interaction +10% spell damage on electric spells
guidance system + fuel tank	propulsion system	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	150	jetpack component
smartypants staff + telekinetic katana	psychic glaive	Melee weapon	111	10	500	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP Deals psychic damage following spells - for Psions only
wizard's staff + telekinetic katana	psychic glaive	Melee weapon	111	10	500	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP Deals psychic damage following spells - for Psions only
positron originator + U.R.L.	quantum detangler	Ranged weapon	58	7	96	+5% to hit +8 damage to positronic robots
the whole nine yards + quill blade	Quijote's spear	Melee weapon	135	13	290	+15 increased foe toughness. +20 damage to giants -50% defense against windmills
gold foil + bicycle	racing bike	Transportation	NA	NA	100	+5 to initiative
gold foil + your little friend	recoil foil rifle	Ranged weapon	72	5	150	+10% to hit +10% dodging ability
blank white card + red pen	red card	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	75	Combat usable
capo cap-o + eagle feather	robbin' hood	Helmet	55	10	160	+3 Ranged damage +3 to hit +3% chips
blank white card + cup of coffee	Rorschach card	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	75	Combat usable
uncut ruby + transparent tincture	ruby treacle	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	210	Sugar Gives Seeing Red effect
physiology scan code + statistical analysis code	S.M.A.R.T. software	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	Got S.M.A.R.T.
signal processing code + statistical analysis code	S.U.I.T. Software	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	35	T.a.I.L.o.R.
uncut sapphire + transparent tincture	sapphire syrup	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	220	Sugar Gives Aqua Marine effect
reptile tile + taut sinew	scale mail	Shirt	65	12	300	+30 to maximum PP
uncut ruby + aqua melior	scarlet powder	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	250	Gives 3 strength
subscript alpha + subscript alpha	scriptlet Antioch	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50
subscript beta + subscript beta	scriptlet Beth-zur	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50
subscript gamma + subscript gamma	scriptlet Ekron	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50
subscript gamma + subscript iota	scriptlet Hebron	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50
subscript beta + subscript gamma	scriptlet Iram	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50
subscript alpha + subscript iota	scriptlet Jericho	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50
subscript iota + subscript omicron	scriptlet Kadesh	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50
subscript omicron + subscript omicron	scriptlet Nineveh	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50
subscript beta + subscript iota	scriptlet Sidon	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50
subscript alpha + subscript omicron	scriptlet Ur	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	50
lustrous liquid + black flakes	seltzer of sturdiness	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	400	Gives Really Pumped effect
pressure plate + electronic cabling	sensor mechanism	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	41	jetpack component
ionic overthruster + amethyst ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + aquamarine ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + brain coral ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + citrine ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + coral ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + fire opal ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + garnet ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + iolite ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + jade ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + jasper ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + lapis lazuli ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + liquid crystal ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + olivine ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + onyx ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + serpentine ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + spinel ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
ionic overthruster + topaz ion stone	serpentine ion stone	Accessory	NA	10	300	Assembly valid for Naturalists only +10% Melee damage +3% of weapon damage returned as HP
serpent skin + denim jacket	serpentskin vest	Shirt	48	9	170	+15 to maximum HP
sensor mechanism + motor	servomotor	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	70	jetpack component
uncut emerald + aqua melior	shamrock powder	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	240	Gives 3 intellect
bag of throwing starfish + smoldering ash	shooting stars	Ranged weapon	115	10	180	+10 fire damage
short end of the stick + string bowstring	short string bow	Ranged weapon	42	5	65	+10 damage to electronic robots Impeded computer interaction
taut sinew + short end of the stick	shortbow of the stick	Ranged weapon	42	3	52	+3% item drops
uncut sapphire + aqua melior	smalt powder	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	260	Gives 3 reflexes
wizard's staff + smart juice	smartypants staff	Melee weapon	60	5	100	+3% of weapon damage returned as PP
backpack + roman candle wand	smoky pack	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	60	Gain items when used
nicknack + Snackers candy bar	snicker-snack	Miscellaneous Item	NA	5	115	Sugar
miso soup + positronic computer	souped-up computer	Miscellaneous Item	2	11	600	Computer +10% vegetable drops
blue gumball + sour coating	sour gumball	Miscellaneous Item	NA	2	50	Sugar
green gumball + sour coating	sour gumball	Miscellaneous Item	NA	2	50	Sugar
pink gumball + sour coating	sour gumball	Miscellaneous Item	NA	2	50	Sugar
uncut diamond + aqua melior	sparkling powder	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	270	Gives 3 max HP and 3 max PP
gold foil + sturdy boots	stamped boots of stamping	Boots	8	7	200	Attacker takes 6 damage +2 damage absorption
duct tape + leather gloves	sticky gloves	Gloves	1	NA	60	+3% item drops
cosmic crystals + photonic chiller	stranglet needle	Melee weapon	94	10	157	+10 damage to positronic robots
string necklace + compressed data	string bling	Accessory	NA	10	150	+10 foe toughness Increased chance of combat adventures
styrofoam lid + styrofoam lid	styrofoam bomb	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	12	Combat usable
heavy mettle medal + heavy mettle medal	supersolid mettle medal	Accessory	NA	NA	NA	+8 Strength +8 Intellect +8 Reflexes
lab coat + flashlight	suspicious trench coat	Full-body suit	92	9	161	+4 psychic damage
Schrodinger's Box + Orb of Insight	Swedish Navy Wrench	Talisman	NA	NA	NA	+15% Reflexes +10 dodging ability -5% Strength
candy shell + sweet pod	sweet snap	Miscellaneous Item	NA	7	300	Sugar
glob of goo + Spice Coast gold	teardrop gem	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	350	Component
teardrop gem + platinum necklace	teardrop necklace	Accessory	NA	8	144	+10% acid damage resistance
short end of the stick + long arm of the law	the whole nine yards	Melee weapon	83	7	110	+10 Strength
fusion pack + pronged javelin	Thor's bolts	Ranged weapon	80	7	105	+8 electric damage
Schrodinger's Box + Swedish Navy Wrench	Thunder in a Bottle	Talisman	NA	NA	NA	Using skills costs -2 PP +10% to your maximum Power Points -3 Melee damage
transparent tincture + lizard tail	tincture of tail	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	300	Component
transparent tincture + red tooth	tincture of tooth	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	300	Component
foul spirits + lump of carmot	transparent tincture	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	250	Component
financial spreadsheet code + functioning trilowatt computer	trilowatt finance system	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	70	Understudy skill
functioning trilowatt computer + physiology scan code	trilowatt physiology interpreter	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	70	Understudy skill
functioning trilowatt computer + signal processing code	trilowatt signaling unit	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	70	Understudy skill
bion + ion	trion	Offhand Item	NA	10	125
smoldering ash + smudged sweater	tropical fleece	Shirt	60	11	200	+5 ice damage +5% fire resistance
high-tech slingshot + memory tube	tubular slingshot	Melee weapon	60	5	100	+1 extra ranged attack(s) per turn
wad of cashmere + smudged sweater	ugly cashmere sweater	Shirt	44	3	100	+6 foe toughness
broken PDA + memory tube	underpowered PDA	Accessory	NA	5	60	+1 XP per combat jetpack component
discount pants + pearl jam	viscount pants	Pants	30	5	51	+3% Intellect
wad of cash + mere	wad of cashmere	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	10
short end of the stick + embiggening tonic	wand of compensation	Melee weapon	60	5	80	Successful hit weakens opponents
badly bent knife + shattered protest sign	weird sculpture	Offhand Item	0	1	0	+2 Intellect
peacekeeping baton + pinata	Woofers & Tweeters	Miscellaneous Item	NA	NA	20	Sugar
fusion pack + taser	zapper	Ranged weapon	55	4	57	+5 electric damage
bow of hazard + Xelor watch	Zeno's bow	Ranged weapon	72	6	90	-5 seconds to the duration of each turn +1 extra attack(s) per turn